Chris's definitions

four man bob

four man bob is a poo that you have to rock yourself like a bobsleigh just to get it out you ass

eugh this is horrible four man bobber

by Chris January 10, 2005

teflon

The ability to deflect or deny blame in a work situation

You Teflonned that one!

by Chris October 24, 2003

juggaho

a subspecies of the infamous juggalo. they are, as our generation likes to call them, "wannabe" juggalos. there is some confusion to the laymen about what this is sometimes. the fact is that anyone who wants to be "down wid da clown" is neither reputable nor intelegent. thus they are intrinsicly the same.

i sent three juggahos to jail and another has AIDS. my day is good.

by chris January 23, 2005

Bacon Strip

The remnants of an improper arse wiping, as left on your underware.

While sorting the laundry, Rebecca noticed that Charles had bacon strips in all his knickers.

After the lap dance, Peter saw to his dismay that the stipper had left a bacon strip on his white trousers.

by Chris March 4, 2004

scratcher

an old car.

Most pizza Drivers don't get paid much and some people don't tip, so mostly they drive scratchers.

by CHRIS October 11, 2003

MigraineXcore

The One and Only Style of Music orignated by Mikey and the Migraines.

Yo, we're so MigraineXcore {or MxC)

by Chris April 15, 2005

Army

Group of men who get the credit for what the marines have done. The last time they won anything, it was World War II. They have screwed up everything they have taken part in since then. Thank god for the marines.

The Marines take it, the Army occupies it, the Army loses it, the Marines retake it, the marines occupy it. The war is won, the AMRY secretly says 'Thank gof for the UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS'

by Chris April 14, 2006