710 definitions by Chris

ass-30

Refrence to being up so early in the morning that time does not matter.

I had to get up at ass-30 to make it to the airport.

by Chris November 9, 2004

beef drapes

The shanked out remains of the labia after hours of jammy jam

I banged her so long and hard bitch had some beef drapes

by Chris March 15, 2005

Yankees

The best fucking team in sports history. Everyone is jealous of the yankees cause they get the players and kick everyones ass every year. You are all just jealous.

The YANKEES WIN all the time and completely dominate.

by Chris March 2, 2005

turtling

The delicate moments right before one really, really has to take a shit, where the shit is literally poking its head out of the sphincter then quickly hiding inside again.

Man, on the drive home from Disneyland, I had to take a serious shit; I was totally turtling.

by Chris November 17, 2003

stat

Short version for statutory rape

You were brought up on stat charges!!!!!

by Chris January 28, 2004

ventz

a man who is scared of no-one, his own person, he is allwys full of money, will b a ruler

mafia boss, a ruler in himself

by Chris December 15, 2004

cool as

used to finish a sentence and suggest that something was cool. The last word is intentionally left off.

Hey man that film was cool as.

by Chris June 19, 2006