Chris's definitions

hamarm

Word used to descride a fat womens arm;
Derived from the visual likeness of a fat ladies arm to a christmas leg of ham (especially the hanging bit under the arm)!

look at her hamarms;
her arms look like a christmas ham;
i love hamarms;

by Chris February 16, 2005

juke music

A term for ghetto house or booty music that's popular in the Chicago area.

girl there's a competition at the rink this weekend in Richton Park with lotsa juke music

by Chris May 22, 2004

frying

To trip hard, usually on LSD (acid)

I had to eat the acid when the cop pulled me over! I was frying so hard in the police station the walls were melting!

by Chris May 28, 2003

splunge bath

When you take a bath in splunge.
Splunge is to take a shit.
So it's to take a bath in shit.

Retard: I had a splunge bath yesterday, that's why I smell like shit.

by Chris May 14, 2005

bud

Great shit to smoke!!!

puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, pass!

by Chris July 28, 2003

gut nuts

Gut nuts happen when an obese man pulls his pants over his enormous gut. This creates situation where the offender looks as if they have elephantiasis of the nuts. Gut nuts can be treated with proper diet.

Those blue polyester pants really accentuate big john gut nuts!

by Chris February 26, 2005

Mule Rag

The rag used to clean up after successful masturbation.

Never pick up a sock in Ian's room, those are his mule rags.

by Chris April 17, 2004