Chris's definitions

blurb

A small, dense amount of descriptive text which can be fired like a projectile.

Shoot me a blurb on that, Tim, and I'll get back to you this afternoon.

by Chris August 30, 2004

Skater

Skater: A person who is extremely judgemetal, dickwad
Someone who thinksm "hey that guys wearing skater shoes what a poser"

Hey that skater is a judgemental whore, who likes calling people posers.

by Chris November 14, 2004

lumber jackin

Smokin weed, in refference to cutting down "trees". Bay Area

Chris and Jay Be Lumber Jackin like a muthafucka.

by Chris July 27, 2004

arenes

In chemisrty: compounds containing a benzene ring. Note that the correct pronunciation is "A-reens", not "aer-eens" or "ah-reens".

Some arenes include benzene, nitrobenzene and benxoic acid.

by Chris March 26, 2003

ground score

Stuff found on the floor after a concert.

Dude I found twenty bucks and I saw a bunch of other ground score, but they kicked everyone out.

by Chris December 28, 2005

trooper

Someone who sits on the parkways and highways and writes tickets all day.

The New York state trooper drove his car after the speeder.

by Chris January 3, 2005

Crotch Fiddler

One who fiddles the crotch, a chronic masturbator. One who jerks off compulsively.

Chris is such a crotch fiddler, no wonder we never see him any more.

by Chris March 13, 2005