Chris's definitions

fraternity

From a scientific stand point, the mentality of frat is extraordinarily close to that of a street gang as they both have various symbols and signs that you find engraved into bathroom walls and desks. They believe that strength comes in numbers and the individual is powerless by themselves. If understood by its definition, then a fraternity is a group of individuals who’s self esteem comes only from the amount of friends they can initiate into their frat. There is the social experiment of placing a member of a prestigious fraternity into a setting of those who are not part of the frat lifestyle and after a small amount of time, that individual conforms to the interests and beliefs of that group. Thus the strength of their fraternity is disproved. This is exactly the reason fraternities do not allow those of low income levels to enter their social groups. From an evolutionary stand point, diversity is beneficial in all forms. Thus a fraternity who lacks unconditional acceptance is flawed in its abilities.

the young man joined the fraternity for social acceptance but found unwarrented rivalries and economic discrimination.

by chris June 10, 2006

jokeleys

fake oakley sunglasses bought at your local indian or arab gas station

I paid 5 bucks for these jokeleys from Habib.

by chris January 23, 2005

OBW

an obnoxious black woman

OBW: "why you all be lookin at me!?"

you and your friends: "god damn OBWs"...

by chris January 25, 2005

hick metal

Cowboys singing death metal.

Ever heard of Pumpjack? Good, hick metal sucks.

by Chris January 25, 2005

Hurrelled

To be done by a man named Hurrell.

"She got proper Hurrelled, like"

by Chris January 26, 2005

marines

stands for
M uscles
A re
R equired
I nteligence
N essary
E quiipment

Army can't do shit right, fuck, send in the real men, the marines

by chris January 27, 2005

Breaks

A 2 player game where the point is to "break" your opponents pencil. Heres how it's played: One individual holds a pencil horizantally at each end while the other player forcibly snaps their pencil down in attempt to break the horizontal pencil. The benefit of this game is simple. Usually, its just the personal satisfaction of having broke a pencil with another pencil.

"I'll smoke your ass in breaks!"

by Chris January 27, 2005