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I left a message for that jagfuck but of course he never called me back.
Maybe if you weren't such a jagfuck and running late, we wouldn't be in this situation.
Maybe if you weren't such a jagfuck and running late, we wouldn't be in this situation.
by Chip November 25, 2003
Get the jagfuck mug.We were on the train from Venezia to Firenze and saw four slutalias walk by wearing practically nothing.
by Chip September 24, 2004
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With a girl on her kness giving you head, slam your cock all the way to the back as you cum. Then, pullout and slap her face with your cock causing her to snort. She should then expell your load out her nose like a dragon breathing fire...
I was getting head the other night, and when I blew it down her throat she gagged on it and turned into the nasty dragon
by chip September 5, 2003
Get the nasty dragon mug.Origin: A whipdick Cable TV hardware company selling "slam locks" with such a pathetic booth at a trade show that slamcock was born from necessity and opportunity.
I knew this place was slamcock, but 25 minutes to get a beer because they had to tap the key is ridiculous.
by Chip August 19, 2004
Get the slamcock mug.Inspiration Academy is an all white conservative Christian school next to an all black neighborhood in Bradenton, Florida. They are internationally known for their perfection in the art of hazing. Since their baseball program sucks, hazing is their best sport to offer.
Bob ( Minnesota) : I just hazed someone in the bathroom hahaha.
Fred: Was it better than the Inspiration Academy hazing?
Fred: Was it better than the Inspiration Academy hazing?
by Chip July 24, 2017
Get the inspiration academy mug.using your hand, replicate the vulcan death pinch. then, once the females anus hole and vagina hole are visible, agressively stab at both openings with your spread fingers. this technique should only be applied in situations in which the females nether regions smell like monky butt. this technique is also commonly reffered to as the shocker
that bitches pussy was emitting such an offensive odor, that i was forced to liberaly apply the poison pussy stab
by chip April 21, 2004
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