Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Chip

kaido

a fart, a smelly gas

"i let out a kaido"
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by chip July 15, 2003

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ghetto fabulous

When a poor dude gets rich yet he still fries boloney on the stove.

That ghetto fabulous mofo is wearing a folex with his fosacci.

by chip July 18, 2003

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blizm with my flip flop

share some booze with a complete stranger, usually some mad dog or a 40.

Hey man, wanna blizm with my flip flop.

by chip July 18, 2003

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jagfuck

An extremely useless person.

I left a message for that jagfuck but of course he never called me back.

Maybe if you weren't such a jagfuck and running late, we wouldn't be in this situation.

by Chip November 25, 2003

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With a girl on her kness giving you head, slam your cock all the way to the back as you cum. Then, pullout and slap her face with your cock causing her to snort. She should then expell your load out her nose like a dragon breathing fire...

I was getting head the other night, and when I blew it down her throat she gagged on it and turned into the nasty dragon

by chip September 5, 2003

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