chip's definitions

figuresque

Adjective for describing the perfect female figure.

Combination of "picturesque" and "figure"

Did you see the waitress walk by? She's so figuresque that she could be a model.

by Chip September 24, 2004

Chip C

Something so great nobody comes close. Constant coolness

by Chip September 19, 2003

Dell

Slang term for feces, or dung. Also a low quality, low cost computer alternative whose parts are made of shit.

"That is a big pile of Dell"
"That Dell stinks"

by Chip February 7, 2005

chipmorechips

To suck multiple cocks.

After making a few nickels trading penny stocks, chip was ready for some serious chipmoerchips with his buddies.

by chip March 30, 2003

beldar

A Canadian with severe body dysmorphic disorder. Closely resembles Subway Jarrod.

Willy is a fucking beldar.

by Chip March 5, 2003

jizz blizz

After a long and engaging amount of sex with a condom, the male removes the condom from his penis and takes the cum filled weapon and slaps the female in the face with it, thus spreading the cum all over.

"Upon looking in the mirror, the red marks and white streaks were reminiscent of the night befores devasting jizz blizz"

by Chip April 15, 2005

Bijon

Adjective: Very interesting, exciting or new.

Synonyms: Rad, Tubular, Excellent

Grand Theft Auto was pretty bijon, but Halo2 is TOTALLY bijon.

by Chip November 18, 2004