chip's definitions

slutalia

Italian Slut

Combination of slut and the Italian word for Italy, "Italia."

We were on the train from Venezia to Firenze and saw four slutalias walk by wearing practically nothing.

by Chip September 24, 2004

figuresque

Adjective for describing the perfect female figure.

Combination of "picturesque" and "figure"

Did you see the waitress walk by? She's so figuresque that she could be a model.

by Chip September 24, 2004

jizz blizz

After a long and engaging amount of sex with a condom, the male removes the condom from his penis and takes the cum filled weapon and slaps the female in the face with it, thus spreading the cum all over.

"Upon looking in the mirror, the red marks and white streaks were reminiscent of the night befores devasting jizz blizz"

by Chip April 15, 2005

Bijon

Adjective: Very interesting, exciting or new.

Synonyms: Rad, Tubular, Excellent

Grand Theft Auto was pretty bijon, but Halo2 is TOTALLY bijon.

by Chip November 18, 2004

beldar

A Canadian with severe body dysmorphic disorder. Closely resembles Subway Jarrod.

Willy is a fucking beldar.

by Chip March 5, 2003

chipmorechips

To suck multiple cocks.

After making a few nickels trading penny stocks, chip was ready for some serious chipmoerchips with his buddies.

by chip March 30, 2003

preppy

Prep is as many of the people here have already said - classic, conservative, WASPy, tasteful, etc. What bothers me is the misconception that being "preppy" means being a snob. Snobs, by and large, are insecure middle class pricks. A real prep is confident enough in him/herself that he/she doesn't need to put others down for no reason. Preps are secure in who they are; they don't need flashy brand names to give them their self worth.
On a side note - Someone who is White, Anglo-Saxon, and Protestant is not necessarily a WASP; George Bush is a WASP, for example, while Bill Clinton is not.

A real prep wouldn't waste his time hanging with a snob.

by Chip November 26, 2004