Slang term for feces, or dung. Also a low quality, low cost computer alternative whose parts are made of shit.
by Chip February 07, 2005
Origin: A whipdick Cable TV hardware company selling "slam locks" with such a pathetic booth at a trade show that slamcock was born from necessity and opportunity.
I knew this place was slamcock, but 25 minutes to get a beer because they had to tap the key is ridiculous.
by Chip August 19, 2004
I left a message for that jagfuck but of course he never called me back.
Maybe if you weren't such a jagfuck and running late, we wouldn't be in this situation.
Maybe if you weren't such a jagfuck and running late, we wouldn't be in this situation.
by Chip November 25, 2003
After a long and engaging amount of sex with a condom, the male removes the condom from his penis and takes the cum filled weapon and slaps the female in the face with it, thus spreading the cum all over.
"Upon looking in the mirror, the red marks and white streaks were reminiscent of the night befores devasting jizz blizz"
by Chip April 15, 2005
by chip July 18, 2003
Inspiration Academy is an all white conservative Christian school next to a low life black neighborhood in Bradenton. The tennis there is excellent but the baseball program is a joke. Good luck trying to play professional baseball. The hobby and culture of this school is hazing. If hazing was a sport, it would be there best sport to offer in the school.
by Chip July 23, 2017