21 definitions by Chip

jizz blizz

After a long and engaging amount of sex with a condom, the male removes the condom from his penis and takes the cum filled weapon and slaps the female in the face with it, thus spreading the cum all over.

"Upon looking in the mirror, the red marks and white streaks were reminiscent of the night befores devasting jizz blizz"

by Chip April 15, 2005

jagfuck

An extremely useless person.

I left a message for that jagfuck but of course he never called me back.

Maybe if you weren't such a jagfuck and running late, we wouldn't be in this situation.

by Chip November 25, 2003

ghetto fabulous

When a poor dude gets rich yet he still fries boloney on the stove.

That ghetto fabulous mofo is wearing a folex with his fosacci.

by Chip July 18, 2003

rabidash

rape, preferably performed on a male by a male, common in middle eastern and afghani communities

Assef performed rabidash in mouth on jahar

by Chip February 5, 2005

beldar

A Canadian with severe body dysmorphic disorder. Closely resembles Subway Jarrod.

Willy is a fucking beldar.

by Chip March 6, 2003

chipmorechips

To suck multiple cocks.

After making a few nickels trading penny stocks, chip was ready for some serious chipmoerchips with his buddies.

by Chip March 30, 2003

kaido

a fart, a smelly gas

"i let out a kaido"
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by Chip July 16, 2003