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gotti brothers

Another example of fake-ass pampered gold chain wearing Italians, who are not only a disgrace to Italy and all associated with it, but to America as well, because even undeserving little fucks like them can live like royalty here (i.e. Osbourne children, Hilton sisters).

The Gotti brothers are a bunch of faggots who constantly make feeble attempts to cover their metrosexual tendencies with their pissy "machismo" attitudes, limp wristed slap fights, wardrobe nuances such as "the popping the collar" and the unbuttoned shirt, and a nauseating accent which resembles a cross between that of a wannabe gangster and Joe Pesci. Any sex appeal they might have is utterly destroyed by their worthless douchebag personalities.
Fags like the Gotti Brothers are the reason why people think Italian Americans are such fruits.
by Chernorizets Hrabr January 3, 2005
mugGet the gotti brothersmug.

Staind

A band whose songs all sound the fucking same. Plagued with filler-tracks. Staind, along with Puddle of Mudd and Nickelback, is a mediocre nu-metal band that contributes to the mundane sound of today's rock music. Boycott this crap.
I hope Staind's new album will be as good as the last one... wait, of course it will be, because it'll be the same thing again!
by Chernorizets Hrabr November 2, 2004
mugGet the Staindmug.

Reise, Reise

Reise, Reise is the new Rammstein album. It includes such hit songs as "Mein Teil", "Amerika", and "Ohne Dich".
Reise, Reise is teh sehr guten
by Chernorizets Hrabr November 8, 2004
mugGet the Reise, Reisemug.

Godsmack

Uncreative and bland nu-metal band fronted by a James Hetfield wanna-be.
Nothing special about Godsmack.
by Chernorizets Hrabr November 2, 2004
mugGet the Godsmackmug.

Camel

Best cigarette out there, robust and flavorful yet smooth. However, most black people tend to not like them for some reason.
Camel is the preferred cigarette brand of Allah himself.
by Chernorizets Hrabr November 20, 2004
mugGet the Camelmug.

ill NiNo

What is this I see? Could it be... a nu-metal band that is actually good? I think it is!
ill NiNo is one of the few nu-metal bands worth your time, do yourself a favor and give them a chance.
by Chernorizets Hrabr November 2, 2004
mugGet the ill NiNomug.

Post-grunge

Music that killed grunge worse than a bullet to Kurt Cobain's head or Layne Staley's speedball overdose ever could. Post-grunge is a more mainstream version of grunge music, which seems a rather inoffensive thing at first, but contemporary acts such as Puddle of Mudd, Nickelback, Three Doors Down, Godsmack, Staind, Creed and Three Days Grace reveals the genre to be a parody of original grunge. Exaggerated attempts at singing like Eddie Vedder, predictable and formulatic song structures, and insincere angst with no artistic quality are characteristics of post-grunge.
(Listening to typical rock radio station)

Thomas: Hey, this kinda sounds like Alice in Chains, only the guitar sucks, the lyrics are trite, and the singer's vocal range is garbage.

Fred: Yeah, that's Godsmack, another post-grunge act.
by Chernorizets Hrabr January 5, 2008
mugGet the Post-grungemug.

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