Chernorizets Hrabr's definitions
These occur when people are too stupid to know how to make quotes on their keyboard correctly, using `` (the symbol to the left of the 1 on your keyboard) instead of ". Not to be confused with retard apostrophes, which is when people use ` instead of '. Both are very annoying because the correct quotes/apostrophe key can be easily found next to the fucking Enter key.
by Chernorizets Hrabr September 25, 2004
Get the retard quotesmug. KKKramer: I'm deeply, deeply sorry for using the N-word.
(audience laughter)
Jerry: Don't laugh, it's not funny.
(audience laughter)
Jerry: Don't laugh, it's not funny.
by Chernorizets Hrabr November 22, 2006
Get the KKKramermug. Azamat: I saw a video with Pamela Anderson doing something very bad on a boat.
Average Person: Welcome to Earth.
Average Person: Welcome to Earth.
by Chernorizets Hrabr June 25, 2007
Get the Pamela Andersonmug. Pampered rich kids and their faux-drama in an obviously rehearsed "reality" show makes me want to vomit.
by Chernorizets Hrabr November 5, 2004
Get the Laguna Beachmug. A band with a frontman that doesn't realize that he is NOT Kurt Cobain. Another pathetic rip-off band.
by Chernorizets Hrabr November 2, 2004
Get the Puddle of Muddmug. My level 78 Barbarian just died because b.net was lagging and it wouldn't let me move out of the fire he was standing in.
by Chernorizets Hrabr October 30, 2004
Get the Diablo IImug. Aragorn, son of Arathorn (quite possibly the coolest name ever) is the rightful heir to the throne of Gondor in J.R.R. Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings" series. He is one of the Dunedain, a subrace of humans blessed with long life. Aragorn is 87 years old when he takes the throne, but he looks like he's about 33. That's how cool he is. In fact, all the chicks love Aragorn more than Legolas. This is scientific proof that Viggo Mortensen, who played Aragorn in The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, is cooler than Orlando Bloom. Aragorn also smokes weed, though just about every character in the story does except pussy Frodo. It is widely believed that Aragorn is the coolest guy in Middle Earth, especially because he got with Liv Tyler.
by Chernorizets Hrabr August 20, 2004
Get the Aragornmug.