Chernorizets Hrabr's definitions

retard quotes

These occur when people are too stupid to know how to make quotes on their keyboard correctly, using `` (the symbol to the left of the 1 on your keyboard) instead of ". Not to be confused with retard apostrophes, which is when people use ` instead of '. Both are very annoying because the correct quotes/apostrophe key can be easily found next to the fucking Enter key.

Why can't Jordan figure out how to type quotes properly instead of using retard quotes?

by Chernorizets Hrabr September 25, 2004

KKKramer

Any comedian who, after being heckled, says some nasty things about afro-americans.

KKKramer: I'm deeply, deeply sorry for using the N-word.

(audience laughter)

Jerry: Don't laugh, it's not funny.

by Chernorizets Hrabr November 22, 2006

Pamela Anderson

Someone who everyone in the world over the age of 11 has seen engaging in sexual intercourse.

Azamat: I saw a video with Pamela Anderson doing something very bad on a boat.

Average Person: Welcome to Earth.

by Chernorizets Hrabr June 25, 2007

Laguna Beach

Another reason to not watch MTV.

Pampered rich kids and their faux-drama in an obviously rehearsed "reality" show makes me want to vomit.

by Chernorizets Hrabr November 5, 2004

Puddle of Mudd

A band with a frontman that doesn't realize that he is NOT Kurt Cobain. Another pathetic rip-off band.

They're a Puddle of SHIT.

by Chernorizets Hrabr November 2, 2004

Diablo II

A game in which the player is killed more often by b.net's lag than infernal demons.

My level 78 Barbarian just died because b.net was lagging and it wouldn't let me move out of the fire he was standing in.

by Chernorizets Hrabr October 30, 2004

Aragorn

Aragorn, son of Arathorn (quite possibly the coolest name ever) is the rightful heir to the throne of Gondor in J.R.R. Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings" series. He is one of the Dunedain, a subrace of humans blessed with long life. Aragorn is 87 years old when he takes the throne, but he looks like he's about 33. That's how cool he is. In fact, all the chicks love Aragorn more than Legolas. This is scientific proof that Viggo Mortensen, who played Aragorn in The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, is cooler than Orlando Bloom. Aragorn also smokes weed, though just about every character in the story does except pussy Frodo. It is widely believed that Aragorn is the coolest guy in Middle Earth, especially because he got with Liv Tyler.

Every man in the world who knows who Aragorn is wishes to be him.

by Chernorizets Hrabr August 20, 2004