Charlotte's definitions

bird

time-usually spent in penn

"andrelle's bird will go rapid soon as he gets a shipout to brixton"

by charlotte June 18, 2006

George W. Bush

Soemone who looks like a monkey. A total jesuslover and a disgrace to his country. Someone who should have lost to John Kerry.

"I believe that, one day, the human being and the fish will coexist in peace." He actually said that.

by Charlotte May 7, 2005

frienditto

The newest drama to hit livejournal. It allows you to anonymously archive LJ posts, even friends only entries. Of course, it is no different than simply copying the entry or taking a screenshot, it is just more convienant.

Person #1: OMG! Ahh! My precious friend entries! My privacy has been breeched!

Person #2: Shut up. Nothing you post on the internet is safe.

by Charlotte March 5, 2005

nard

acronym for Not A Real Doctor

psychiatrist, radiologist, pathologist. As in, "I got a psych consult to give a hypertensive HCTZ. NARDs."

by Charlotte January 14, 2008

ihysfm

i hate you so fucking much

opposite of ilysfm

GOD YOU ARE SO STUPID! IHYSFM!

by charlotte August 23, 2005

Whack Attack

A Whack Attack is when someone or something causes you frustration, mystifies you, disrupts your train of thought or simply makes you want to freak out.

Your stupidity gives me whack attacks.

by Charlotte February 9, 2005

colombian fever

the absolute desire to become a colombian

charlotte: dude, emily, when are we getting those colombian fake id's?
emily: man i dont know, we have been waiting for months, i have tootal colombian fever..

by charlotte July 3, 2004