Charlie Tang's definitions

Butt Faucet

A drawn out series of runny, nasty, liquidy bowel movements, usually composed more of stomach bile than fecal matter, and most often quite messy and splattery.

I had dinner at a hole in the wall Mexican place last night and the butt faucet has been running ever since.

by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

Landing Party

Male ejaculate; a load of cum, particularly the sperm contained therein.

At precisely the right moment, Jeff pulled out to avoid dropping his landing party off in hostile territory.

by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

Fun O'Plenty

A sarcastic term applied to any activity or event that is boring, irritating, or otherwise unpleasant.

I just found out I have to work this weekend. Fun O'Plenty for me!

by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

Loin Roll

On excessively obese individuals, a roll of fat that hangs down below the belly and over the pubic region.

TeeJay's loin roll had become so immense, he could no longer see his penis without using a hand mirror.

by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

Twat Boxing

A sexual position often observed in lesbian porn, in which two women, bare from the waist down, repeatedly slam their crotches together in order to obtain sexual gratification.

Well, they're done using The Gemini on each other, so the twat boxing scene must be next.

by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

The Gemini

A generic, yet strangely amusing term for a double-ended dildo.

Nothing brings two people together quite like The Gemini.

by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

Taking a Drive-By

The act of stopping by someone's home to defecate for the sole purpose of fouling the air in said home, then leaving immediately. The smaller the home the better, as the staech is more difficult for the inhabitant(s) to escape.

I was really pissed at my friend for leaving the party last night with my date, so I stopped by his apartment today and took a drive-by.

by Charlie Tang July 22, 2005