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Erection assassin

Frank is proud that he no longer has to take viagra. But I think that the credit should go to his new girlfriend. She has an incredibly pleasant disposition and she's not an erection assassin!
by Chad Apollo January 28, 2018
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Muffmaster

A person who is highly skilled at the art of cunnilingus.
Andrea gets pissed off with her boyfriend all the time but never breaks up with him. He must be a muffmaster!
by Chad Apollo September 29, 2017
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Squirtmaster

A woman who can consistently hit her target with her female ejaculation.
Tiana was able to squirt into his mouth from over three feet away! She's a very talented girl and clearly a squirtmaster!
by Chad Apollo November 29, 2017
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Chocolate Bone Daddy

A black man who uses his chocolate schlong to give intense orgasms to sweet ass vanilla poontang.
Is Andre still banging that cute white girl? I think she's turning him into her chocolate bone daddy!
by Chad Apollo July 31, 2017
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Commitment harassment

A form of social pressure that attempts to shame a person into abandoning a lifestyle that is happy and free. It is often done in a non-confrontational (but sneaky) way, such as asking someone who is divorced and not currently engaged, "So, WHEN are you getting married again?"
What do you mean, "WHEN am I getting married again?" I already did my time. Come on now, isn't it time to stop commitment harassment of happy people?
by Chad Apollo May 1, 2018
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Wang wizard

A person who is highly skilled at performing fellatio.
Maria is the best girlfriend I've ever had. She's cute, kind, fun and most importantly, an eager wang wizard!
by Chad Apollo February 25, 2018
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Commitment harassment

A form of social pressure that attempts to shame a person into abandoning a lifestyle that is happy and free.
Hey John, did you notice how she asked me "when" I was getting married again, even though I'm not even dating anyone seriously? I know that she wasn't being malicious, but it was still commitment harassment.
by Chad Apollo January 12, 2018
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