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Eric and Beth have been together for years and still aren't married. He really knows how to slip the noose!
by Chad Apollo May 19, 2022
Get the Slip the noose mug.Frank needed ed medication to have sex when he was married. But now that he’s divorced and has a hot girlfriend he says he doesn’t need it any longer. She’s nature’s viagra!
by Chad Apollo March 5, 2021
Get the Nature’s Viagra mug.Someone who isn’t necessarily better than average looking but still enjoys overwhelming success with the ladies. The attraction is based on charisma, charm and confidence rather than pure physical attractiveness.
by Chad Apollo February 19, 2021
Get the Skilled Poon Hunter mug.Can you believe that Ed apologized to Jan for mansplaining? He used to be cool but now he's completely pussified.
by Chad Apollo February 10, 2021
Get the pussified mug.A man who is satisfied and content with the single lifestyle, in spite of having many opportunities to be involved in a romantic relationship.
by Chad Apollo December 29, 2020
Get the Happy Evasive Bachelor mug.A man who is paid for his escorting services, usually with rich, older ladies. He is the complete opposite of a sugar daddy.
by Chad Apollo December 22, 2020
Get the Salt Daddy mug.A light squeeze to someone's ass cheek to show appreciation for the shape of that person's posterior. One must carefully select the proper social situation for a bum pinch, since sometimes it can be considered socially inappropriate.
A cute dancer at the strip club deliberately put her sweet ass in my face, so I gave her a little bum pinch to show my appreciation.
by Chad Apollo August 2, 2019
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