mandubla oblingata

a guys penis or girls breasts

dude my mandubla oblingata was totally in her mandubla oblingat and shes got big mandublas

by chris April 08, 2005

Cooterific

it means getting some hot wet finger lickin pussy my friends. it comes from the latin work, coo-ter-if-ik and that mean door of happyness, well i dont like pigs or indians so ill cut the chase, i <3 andy's moms cooter!! pwned nigger!

andy's moms ass was so nice, i popped the cherry hidden in her cooter DAAAMN(i kno u blacks like that word)

by chris March 08, 2005

Lifting

to lift weights, as in weight lifting

that boy could lift 50 lb. dumbells with each arm

by Chris March 18, 2005

Wedgie

When a person grabs another persons boxers while they are still wearing them and painfully pulls them up as hard as they can.

I was given a wedgie by my friends and my boxers were pulled over my head. The 3 of them were spending the night for the next two weeks while my parents were away and didn't let me pick it out the entire time!! Every time I tried to, they would each kick me as hard as they could in the balls exactly 100 times while the other 2 held me down. It hurt like hell!!

by Chris December 27, 2003

capping the whale

When mastrabating, it's when you cover the blowhole before you cum and keeping id there until you're finished. you can do this with just your hand, toliet paper........You get the idea

Right at the end of spanking the monkey, he capped the whale

by Chris December 18, 2004

mexicali

Term that refers to a cool mexican. As most of them are Gangster wannabes it was needed to refer to the hispanics that arent idiots.

"Who are all these mexicans sitting at out table?"
"Nah dude, there cool, there Mexicalies

by Chris February 02, 2005

wank

British term to describe masturbating, sometimes known as:

josseling
flogging the dolphin
playing tug of war
pumping your fist
having a "german tank"
having a "down town jeremy brown"
having a "five knuckle shuffle"
having "one on the house"

American terms include:

beating off
whacking off
jerking off

he is upstaires having a jossel, would you like to leave a message?

by Chris February 27, 2005