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Definitions by CelticEagle

ADoseOfBuckley 

A comedy web-series run by Canadian comedian Adam Buckley which discusses things like social trends and popular music.
Thanks to ADoseOfBuckley, I no longer listen to any of the crappy mainstream music because he has opened my eyes to how awful most of it sounds.
ADoseOfBuckley by CelticEagle February 11, 2019

Opabinia 

A prehistoric sea creature that existed during the Cambrian period. Mainly looking very unusual and alien-like from most modern sea creatures today.
I personally find the Opabinia to be way cooler than the tyrannosaurus rex.
Opabinia by CelticEagle February 10, 2019

A Fate Worse Than Death 

Basically to assume that living a really long life is horrible and dangerous. Let's say that you were currently alive and something extremely unpleasant has happened to you that would possibly result in mental scars. Something so bad that it will stick with you for the rest of your life and you just can't wait for death.

Death is an absolutely natural part of life. You're gonna die at some point so you might as well accept it while you still can. Sometimes it would be much better for most people who really have it worse than others.
Life truly can be a fate worse than death. I know some people who have it so worse that they are just wanting to be put out of their misery because their pain (whether it be physically, mentally or emotionally) lasts the longer they live.

Malazanie 

A diehard fan of the epic fantasy book series Malazan Book of the Fallen by Steven Erikson.
Thank God I was actually able to meet Steven Erikson. I'm sure all the other malazanies were excited to see him too.
Malazanie by CelticEagle February 10, 2019

The American Tolkien 

A title that some people use to describe certain a certain American fantasy author who has just the amount of talent and influence as J. R. R. Tolkien.
Some people consider A Song of Ice and Fire author George R. R. Martin the American Tolkien. Some may also give that title to The Wheel of Time author Robert Jordan too. But of course, this is all entirely subjective.
The American Tolkien by CelticEagle February 10, 2019

Late 2010s

The absolute worst part of the 2010s, where everything from politics, entertainment, society, etc. just got worse over time.
I truly feel sorry for anyone who had to grow up during the late 2010s because that is truly the worst part of the entire shit decade
Late 2010s by CelticEagle February 10, 2019

Cruciphilia 

The disturbing sexual attraction to being crucified. Think of it as an even more graphic version of masochism.
If Jesus was rumored to have had cruciphilia, every Christian in the world would be absolutely horrified.
Cruciphilia by CelticEagle February 10, 2019