Definitions by Catsumi

Alfa 

An Indonesian ripoff of Harry Potter. I don't care what anyone says, Alfa is better. Here why:

Diagon alley is replaced by a fruit market
The train is replaced with a rollercoaster
The brooms are replaced with Lollipops

And also every Harry Potter character has their own ripoff character. Harry, Ron and Hermione have Alfa, Rei and Vega respectively. So yeah!

(PS It's in Indonesian and has no English sub soooo....)

Me: I love Alfa, it's best movie ever!
Dad: wait, the one about the wolves?
Me: No, it's an Indonesian ripoff of Harry Potter!
Dad: Oh cool!
Me: And the owl is replaced with an eagle-
The whole world explodes

Alfa by Catsumi July 3, 2023

lördagsgodis 

The yummiest thing ever

Mmmmmmm....

(Get your mind outa the gutter, they're gummy heart sweets from Ikea)

Also it has Lord and God in it so it must be very religious lol

I'm going to Ikea so I'm getting meatballs, chocolate cake and lördagsgodis!

lördagsgodis by Catsumi June 20, 2023

Searching up Wii sports on vimeo 

Something you should not do!
The thing that comes up is bad

Person 1: Don't go searching up Wii sports on Vimeo because it bad what u see
Person 2: Ok bruh I'm doing it
Person 1: NO!
Person 3: It's not that bad!
(WORLD EXPLODES)

Searching up Wii sports on vimeo by Catsumi June 11, 2023

Blu 

A word I find annoying for some reason

Blu is spelt with an e at the end!

Blu by Catsumi June 11, 2023

Erikaist 

1: The sort of person that likes Nature and hates Technology.

2: A follower of the religion Erikaism, a religion where you worship Erika, the goddess of nature and mother of technology

3: A genuinely terrible human being

1: For gods sake, my parents are such Erikaists
2: I love technology too much, I couldn't possibly become an Erikaist
3: You F***ing Erikaist!!!

Erikaist by Catsumi June 4, 2023

Tsujikruki

Someone who is undeniably crazy, weird, or just unpopular at school. They also usually like Nintendo games and stuff, but most importantly they are CCRRAAZZYY!!!!
Pronounced "Su-Ji-CRU-Key"

"Dunia Maya is Tsujikruki and desperately needs to touch grass."

Tsujikruki by Catsumi May 8, 2023