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A family of redneck white folks with daughters bound to be pregnant and missing teeth by the time they can "legally" purchase alcohol.
Happy hour is whenever they get out of bed, and they will forever live in some little town nobody's heard of.
Parents never had a college education, and they say things like, "anyways"...
Happy hour is whenever they get out of bed, and they will forever live in some little town nobody's heard of.
Parents never had a college education, and they say things like, "anyways"...
townley by Beautiful Biotch February 15, 2010
Townley girl
The best bexley girls that are smart and pretty and are not hoes. They be getting the boys and their a*'s when you walk away with your fake morleys.
#1: She's so pretty
#2: I've heard she's smart too
#3: She must be a townley girl
#1: I think I love her
#2: I've heard she's smart too
#3: She must be a townley girl
#1: I think I love her
Townley girl by Somemysteriousgal March 27, 2017
Townley grammar
A diverse school full of blue/pink haired unwavering feminists. Don’t tell them there’s only 2 genders!! Actively promote equality and liberal thinking through brainwashing branded as 21c however pupils remain intolerant of views other than their own (on the left). Academically speaking a good school with solid results although some departments such as computer science have an abhorrent standard of teaching. The mixed toilets for sixth formers really are strange can’t lie. Never worked out what Dezza does for his £140k a year (according to companies house) but he loves spending it on Jags and getting on TV.
Hey man did you hear about Steph identifying as a toaster?
Yeah man but hey it did go to Townley grammar!
Yeah man but hey it did go to Townley grammar!
Townley grammar by BigDon45 January 23, 2021
townley groupies
A group of weird people, who follow around an older, weirder man, who is called a townley. The original townley groupies then become obsessed, and try to attract others to follow around their leader. Many find it embarrassing to be associated with townley groupies.
townley groupies by LZanotti November 14, 2006
Townley Grammar School
The place that claims to be anti-racist but the management staff simps for cis white straight students. Don't tell them neurodivergent people exist!1!1
Townley Grammar School by townleyhater November 2, 2023
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