The REAL Michael De Santa (GTA)
Michael Vernon Townley (born December 5, 1942) is a former agent of the Dirección de Inteligencia Nacional currently living under terms of the US federal witness protection program. An operative of the Chilean secret police, Townley confessed, was convicted, and served 62 months in prison in the United States for the 1976 Washington, D.C., assassination of Orlando Letelier, former Chilean ambassador to the United States. As part of his plea bargain, Townley received immunity from further prosecution; he was not extradited to Argentina to stand trial for the 1974 assassination of Chilean general Carlos Prats and his wife.
Michael Vernon Townley (born December 5, 1942) is a former agent of the Dirección de Inteligencia Nacional currently living under terms of the US federal witness protection program. An operative of the Chilean secret police, Townley confessed, was convicted, and served 62 months in prison in the United States for the 1976 Washington, D.C., assassination of Orlando Letelier, former Chilean ambassador to the United States. As part of his plea bargain, Townley received immunity from further prosecution; he was not extradited to Argentina to stand trial for the 1974 assassination of Chilean general Carlos Prats and his wife.
by CannabisKings March 31, 2019
drug dealer
noun: drug dealer; plural noun: drug dealers; noun: drugdealer; plural noun: drugdealers
a person who sells illegal drugs.
"investigators are trying to find the drug dealer who supplied him with the heroin"
noun: drug dealer; plural noun: drug dealers; noun: drugdealer; plural noun: drugdealers
a person who sells illegal drugs.
"investigators are trying to find the drug dealer who supplied him with the heroin"
Jeff: My bro has just been banged up again for 11 years.
Carl: Maybe the fact he was a well known drug dealer...
Carl: Maybe the fact he was a well known drug dealer...
by CannabisKings April 03, 2019
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by CannabisKings March 28, 2019
A term used for degrading a victim in torture. This can be done by forced nudity and humiliation. Human Branding is a more exciting way unless you're used to burning people, that is.
Human Branding is quite self-explanatory. You grab an iron brand, heat it up, and stick it on the person wherever you please. Rapists and Paedophiles should have it placed on both testicles and face. That's after carefully slicing the tip of the penis "to put such predators out of use before being released onto our streets" and to assist the prey identify the predator.
Think of it like giving an extremely painful tattoo to them. It does cause a good amount of pain, after all nobody likes having burning hot metal pressed onto their skin, or in the Rapist and Paedophiles eyes "Ball-sacks".
Because of how livestock are branded, human branding can be seen as a way of showing the victim's reduction in the status of their life. It's almost as if they are property now.
Human Branding is quite self-explanatory. You grab an iron brand, heat it up, and stick it on the person wherever you please. Rapists and Paedophiles should have it placed on both testicles and face. That's after carefully slicing the tip of the penis "to put such predators out of use before being released onto our streets" and to assist the prey identify the predator.
Think of it like giving an extremely painful tattoo to them. It does cause a good amount of pain, after all nobody likes having burning hot metal pressed onto their skin, or in the Rapist and Paedophiles eyes "Ball-sacks".
Because of how livestock are branded, human branding can be seen as a way of showing the victim's reduction in the status of their life. It's almost as if they are property now.
by CannabisKings January 17, 2020
crept
/krɛpt/
verb
past tense: crept; past participle: crept
move slowly and carefully in order to avoid being heard or noticed during a Drive-by shooting.
a crept is a type of assault that usually involves the perpetrator firing a weapon from within a motor vehicle and then fleeing. A Crept allows the perpetrator(s) to quickly strike their target and flee the scene before law enforcement is able to respond.
/krɛpt/
verb
past tense: crept; past participle: crept
move slowly and carefully in order to avoid being heard or noticed during a Drive-by shooting.
a crept is a type of assault that usually involves the perpetrator firing a weapon from within a motor vehicle and then fleeing. A Crept allows the perpetrator(s) to quickly strike their target and flee the scene before law enforcement is able to respond.
Tony: Bro you heard that Santos Boys got Crept!
Adam: Semi-automatic, 20 totally annihilated! Dam that Crept went hard!
Adam: Semi-automatic, 20 totally annihilated! Dam that Crept went hard!
by CannabisKings April 10, 2019
by CannabisKings April 03, 2019