A woman who's vagina is clouded in Chlamydia, Chancroid, Crabs, Herpes, Hepatitis B, Trichomoniasis, HIV and AIDS.
Here are some tips to help identify a Chundertwat:
Before you get your rock on, pucker up, try some sensual kissing up and down their inner thighs - This gives you just enough time to check out her Chundertwat. Not totally necessary, but I'm just saying they probably wouldn't not be into that either. Now get in there. Don't tiptoe around it— go in and find that clitoral infection. In case you're unsure of what that is, it's a shrine of all things sexually transmitted (kinda like a hairy pizza with all the toppings).
Here are some tips to help identify a Chundertwat:
Before you get your rock on, pucker up, try some sensual kissing up and down their inner thighs - This gives you just enough time to check out her Chundertwat. Not totally necessary, but I'm just saying they probably wouldn't not be into that either. Now get in there. Don't tiptoe around it— go in and find that clitoral infection. In case you're unsure of what that is, it's a shrine of all things sexually transmitted (kinda like a hairy pizza with all the toppings).
James: Mate I have a fucking dick which resembles a shrunk, black, dehydrated piece of corn beef!!
Alex: You should have checked her Chundertwat!!
James: Bit late now! Fuck those Chundertwats!!!
Alex: You should have checked her Chundertwat!!
James: Bit late now! Fuck those Chundertwats!!!
by CannabisKings March 28, 2019
Farmabist
noun: farmabist; plural noun: farmabists
a farmer who is professionally qualified to cultivate and sell industrial hemp.
noun: farmabist; plural noun: farmabists
a farmer who is professionally qualified to cultivate and sell industrial hemp.
CBD is booming. But US farmabists struggle to keep up with demand for industrial hemp!
Most farmabists are growing the plant like a tomato, a process that's expensive and intensive!
Store manager: we need more industrial hemp.
Staff: Can you not contact your local farmabist?
Store manager: those damm farmabists don't have enough available anymore.
Most farmabists are growing the plant like a tomato, a process that's expensive and intensive!
Store manager: we need more industrial hemp.
Staff: Can you not contact your local farmabist?
Store manager: those damm farmabists don't have enough available anymore.
by CannabisKings March 27, 2019
crept
/krɛpt/
verb
past tense: crept; past participle: crept
move slowly and carefully in order to avoid being heard or noticed during a Drive-by shooting.
a crept is a type of assault that usually involves the perpetrator firing a weapon from within a motor vehicle and then fleeing. A Crept allows the perpetrator(s) to quickly strike their target and flee the scene before law enforcement is able to respond.
/krɛpt/
verb
past tense: crept; past participle: crept
move slowly and carefully in order to avoid being heard or noticed during a Drive-by shooting.
a crept is a type of assault that usually involves the perpetrator firing a weapon from within a motor vehicle and then fleeing. A Crept allows the perpetrator(s) to quickly strike their target and flee the scene before law enforcement is able to respond.
Tony: Bro you heard that Santos Boys got Crept!
Adam: Semi-automatic, 20 totally annihilated! Dam that Crept went hard!
Adam: Semi-automatic, 20 totally annihilated! Dam that Crept went hard!
by CannabisKings April 10, 2019
by CannabisKings April 03, 2019
Pronunciation
A syllable used mostly by the Welsh to form the beginning, middle and end of a sentence .
A syllable used mostly by the Welsh to form the beginning, middle and end of a sentence .
Geraint: Cracking game of Rugby this weekend I!!
Deiniol: What a result!, see the state of Robbin Soppy Bolloks after shitting his pants half way?
Geraint: Fucking hell I,, he only had 3 pints!
...
Stacey: Fucking hell, see that scrap on the weekend outside Ocy?
Gemma: Fuck I, blood everywhere I, bouncers did fuck all I!!!
Deiniol: What a result!, see the state of Robbin Soppy Bolloks after shitting his pants half way?
Geraint: Fucking hell I,, he only had 3 pints!
...
Stacey: Fucking hell, see that scrap on the weekend outside Ocy?
Gemma: Fuck I, blood everywhere I, bouncers did fuck all I!!!
by CannabisKings March 27, 2019
Pharmabist
A shop or hospital dispensary where cannabis is prepared, prescribed or sold.
"the local pharmabist"
The science or practice of the preparation and dispensing of marijuana.
"courses to become a regulated pharmabist"
Countries that allow the medical use of whole-plant cannabis include Australia, Canada, Chile, Colombia, Germany, Greece, Israel, Italy, the Netherlands, Peru, Poland, Portugal, and Uruguay. In the United States, 33 states and the District of Columbia have legalized cannabis for medical purposes.
A shop or hospital dispensary where cannabis is prepared, prescribed or sold.
"the local pharmabist"
The science or practice of the preparation and dispensing of marijuana.
"courses to become a regulated pharmabist"
Countries that allow the medical use of whole-plant cannabis include Australia, Canada, Chile, Colombia, Germany, Greece, Israel, Italy, the Netherlands, Peru, Poland, Portugal, and Uruguay. In the United States, 33 states and the District of Columbia have legalized cannabis for medical purposes.
Jeff: Finally somewhere new to pick up my cannabis without getting arrested.
Andy: My Physician is great. I never have any issues with my local Pharmabist. Always fully stocked!
Andy: My Physician is great. I never have any issues with my local Pharmabist. Always fully stocked!
by CannabisKings March 27, 2019
When loosely translated, this British term gives us another word for being embarrassingly intoxicated. And, when used correctly, represents the exact moment your drunk brain has had enough—and when the English language is no longer accessible.
Pub Owner: "come on son time to get a move on we are closing"!
Adam: "Arf'arf'an'arf".
Pub Owner: "This guy's on another planet".
Adam: "Arf'arf'an'arf".
Pub Owner: "This guy's on another planet".
by CannabisKings January 17, 2020