Farmabist
noun: farmabist; plural noun: farmabists
a farmer who is professionally qualified to cultivate and sell industrial hemp.
noun: farmabist; plural noun: farmabists
a farmer who is professionally qualified to cultivate and sell industrial hemp.
CBD is booming. But US farmabists struggle to keep up with demand for industrial hemp!
Most farmabists are growing the plant like a tomato, a process that's expensive and intensive!
Store manager: we need more industrial hemp.
Staff: Can you not contact your local farmabist?
Store manager: those damm farmabists don't have enough available anymore.
Most farmabists are growing the plant like a tomato, a process that's expensive and intensive!
Store manager: we need more industrial hemp.
Staff: Can you not contact your local farmabist?
Store manager: those damm farmabists don't have enough available anymore.
by CannabisKings March 26, 2019
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kidfluence (uncountable)
(marketing) The influence that children exert, both directly and indirectly, on the consumer decisions made by their parents.
kidfluence (uncountable)
(marketing) The influence that children exert, both directly and indirectly, on the consumer decisions made by their parents.
Game makers found they didn't have to appeal to parents as buyers as they could activate the pressure of "kidfluence."
by CannabisKings March 26, 2019
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noun: budstrate; plural noun: budstrates
an underlying substance or layer.
the surface or material on or from which a cannabis plant lives, grows, or obtains its nourishment.
"Cannabis attached to the budstrate by a stalk"
noun: budstrate; plural noun: budstrates
an underlying substance or layer.
the surface or material on or from which a cannabis plant lives, grows, or obtains its nourishment.
"Cannabis attached to the budstrate by a stalk"
Aaron: Dude my cannabis plants don't seem to be growing fast enough.
Jamie: Are you giving them plenty of Budstrate?
Aaron: Better head down the garden centre and pic up some more!
Jamie: Are you giving them plenty of Budstrate?
Aaron: Better head down the garden centre and pic up some more!
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Get the Budstrate mug.When you need to pull off the hard shoulder to take a huge shit!
The poop is usually unstoppable at this point and necks it's way out the anus without hesitation.
"That awkward moment when you get jumble-gut whilst travelling"
The poop is usually unstoppable at this point and necks it's way out the anus without hesitation.
"That awkward moment when you get jumble-gut whilst travelling"
Ben: "Pull over love I think I got Jumble-Gut, it won't stop"!!!
Mary: "Must be that Gammon, I told Henry it was under-cooked"
Mary: "Must be that Gammon, I told Henry it was under-cooked"
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Get the Doobie mug.In 1971, five high school students – Steve Capper, Dave Reddix, Jeffrey Noel, Larry Schwartz, and Mark Gravich – in San Rafael, California, calling themselves the Waldos because "their chosen hang-out spot was a wall outside the school", used the term in connection with a 1971 plan to search for an abandoned cannabis crop that they had learned about, based on a treasure map made by the grower. The Waldos designated the Louis Pasteur statue on the grounds of San Rafael High School as their meeting place, and 4:20 p.m. as their meeting time. The Waldos referred to this plan with the phrase "4:20 Louis". After several failed attempts to find the crop, the group eventually shortened their phrase to simply "4:20", which ultimately evolved into a code-word that the teens used to mean consuming cannabis.
Mike Edison says that Steven Hager of High Times was responsible for taking the story about the Waldos to "mind-boggling, cult-like extremes" and "suppressing" all other stories about the origin of the term. Hager wrote "Stoner Smart or Stoner Stupid?", in which he attributed the early spread of the phrase to Grateful Dead followers – after Reddix became a roadie for the Dead's bassist, Phil Lesh – and called for 4:20 p.m. to be the socially accepted hour of the day to consume cannabis.
Mike Edison says that Steven Hager of High Times was responsible for taking the story about the Waldos to "mind-boggling, cult-like extremes" and "suppressing" all other stories about the origin of the term. Hager wrote "Stoner Smart or Stoner Stupid?", in which he attributed the early spread of the phrase to Grateful Dead followers – after Reddix became a roadie for the Dead's bassist, Phil Lesh – and called for 4:20 p.m. to be the socially accepted hour of the day to consume cannabis.
by CannabisKings April 03, 2019
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Peter: If only I could find myself a Brandy Grindzz, my dream, my life, my love.
Brandon: You sentimental git!, but yeah we all need a Brandy Grindzz
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