A man who has powers of seducing women using chat-up-lines. Not one line the same "Ryan Cowell" - has a line for every woman he meets (with a 98.4% success rate).
Most recent works include -
Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend (Scored with Veronica)
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material. (Scored with Rebecca)
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you. (Scored with Trisha)
along with his famous:
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? (Tracey, Alex, Laura, Mel)
A Ryan Cowell is someone fathers fears, he is a master of the hidden arts of pick-up and loves a good fuck!
Most recent works include -
Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend (Scored with Veronica)
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material. (Scored with Rebecca)
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you. (Scored with Trisha)
along with his famous:
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? (Tracey, Alex, Laura, Mel)
A Ryan Cowell is someone fathers fears, he is a master of the hidden arts of pick-up and loves a good fuck!
Jayne: I pulled this guy last night and he told me I remind him of a magnet, because I keep attracting him over here!
Laura: That's a proper Ryan Cowell.
Laura: That's a proper Ryan Cowell.
by CannabisKings March 28, 2019
Black Hen
/blackhɛn/
When a group of chefs are working together and someone let's out a smelly fart.
In turn the head chef slaps the farter directly in the belly for letting out a Black Hen.
/blackhɛn/
When a group of chefs are working together and someone let's out a smelly fart.
In turn the head chef slaps the farter directly in the belly for letting out a Black Hen.
Tom: Gary's let out another black Hen.
Kevin: That dirty stinking twat is going to get a belly slap when I see him.
Tom: I am sick and tired of everyone letting off Black Hens!
Kevin: That dirty stinking twat is going to get a belly slap when I see him.
Tom: I am sick and tired of everyone letting off Black Hens!
by CannabisKings March 28, 2019
Budstrate
noun: budstrate; plural noun: budstrates
an underlying substance or layer.
the surface or material on or from which a cannabis plant lives, grows, or obtains its nourishment.
"Cannabis attached to the budstrate by a stalk"
noun: budstrate; plural noun: budstrates
an underlying substance or layer.
the surface or material on or from which a cannabis plant lives, grows, or obtains its nourishment.
"Cannabis attached to the budstrate by a stalk"
Aaron: Dude my cannabis plants don't seem to be growing fast enough.
Jamie: Are you giving them plenty of Budstrate?
Aaron: Better head down the garden centre and pic up some more!
Jamie: Are you giving them plenty of Budstrate?
Aaron: Better head down the garden centre and pic up some more!
by CannabisKings March 27, 2019
A cacklefester is a phrase that’s used to describe someone who enjoys intense and thrilling activities that generate an adrenaline rush. Other terms include sensation seekers, adventurers, or thrill seekers.
They’re the type of people who enjoy things like skydiving, extreme sports, or potentially dangerous lines of work, such as firefighting or emergency rescue.
Some people seek this sensation in the same way that others might chase a high from a particular drug, hence the term Cacklefester.
They’re the type of people who enjoy things like skydiving, extreme sports, or potentially dangerous lines of work, such as firefighting or emergency rescue.
Some people seek this sensation in the same way that others might chase a high from a particular drug, hence the term Cacklefester.
Tommy: Did you see that accident-prone fool smashing his way up through the tracks.
Robert: It takes a certain type of person to be a Cacklefester and i'm not one of them!
Robert: It takes a certain type of person to be a Cacklefester and i'm not one of them!
by CannabisKings April 03, 2020