Heaven, the heavens, seven heavens, pure lands, Tian, Jannah, Valhalla, or the Summerland, is a common religious, cosmological, or transcendent place where beings such as gods, angels, jinn, saints, or venerated ancestors are said to originate, be enthroned, or live. According to the beliefs of some religions, heavenly beings can descend to earth or incarnate, and earthly beings can ascend to heaven in the afterlife, or in exceptional cases enter heaven alive.
Heaven is often described as a "higher place", the holiest place, a paradise, in contrast to hell or the underworld or the "low places", and universally or conditionally accessible by earthly beings according to various standards of divinity, goodness, piety, faith or other virtues or right beliefs or simply the will of God.
Hell, in many religious and folkloric traditions, is a place of torment and punishment in the afterlife. Religions with a linear divine history often depict hell as an eternal destination, while religions with a cyclic history often depict a hell as an intermediary period between incarnations. Typically, these traditions locate hell in another dimension or under the earth's surface and often include entrances to hell from the land of the living. Other afterlife destinations include purgatory and limbo.
Heaven is often described as a "higher place", the holiest place, a paradise, in contrast to hell or the underworld or the "low places", and universally or conditionally accessible by earthly beings according to various standards of divinity, goodness, piety, faith or other virtues or right beliefs or simply the will of God.
Hell, in many religious and folkloric traditions, is a place of torment and punishment in the afterlife. Religions with a linear divine history often depict hell as an eternal destination, while religions with a cyclic history often depict a hell as an intermediary period between incarnations. Typically, these traditions locate hell in another dimension or under the earth's surface and often include entrances to hell from the land of the living. Other afterlife destinations include purgatory and limbo.
by CannabisKings April 21, 2019
The term "Summer of Love" originated with the formation of the Council for the Summer of Love during the spring of 1967 as a response to the convergence of young people on the Haight-Ashbury district. The Council was composed of The Family Dog, The Straight Theatre, The Diggers, The San Francisco Oracle, and approximately twenty-five other people, who sought to alleviate some of the problems anticipated from the influx of people expected during the summer. The Council also assisted the Free Clinic and organized housing, food, sanitation, music and arts, along with maintaining coordination with local churches and other social groups.
by CannabisKings April 03, 2019
A woman who's vagina is clouded in Chlamydia, Chancroid, Crabs, Herpes, Hepatitis B, Trichomoniasis, HIV and AIDS.
Here are some tips to help identify a Chundertwat:
Before you get your rock on, pucker up, try some sensual kissing up and down their inner thighs - This gives you just enough time to check out her Chundertwat. Not totally necessary, but I'm just saying they probably wouldn't not be into that either. Now get in there. Don't tiptoe around it— go in and find that clitoral infection. In case you're unsure of what that is, it's a shrine of all things sexually transmitted (kinda like a hairy pizza with all the toppings).
Here are some tips to help identify a Chundertwat:
Before you get your rock on, pucker up, try some sensual kissing up and down their inner thighs - This gives you just enough time to check out her Chundertwat. Not totally necessary, but I'm just saying they probably wouldn't not be into that either. Now get in there. Don't tiptoe around it— go in and find that clitoral infection. In case you're unsure of what that is, it's a shrine of all things sexually transmitted (kinda like a hairy pizza with all the toppings).
James: Mate I have a fucking dick which resembles a shrunk, black, dehydrated piece of corn beef!!
Alex: You should have checked her Chundertwat!!
James: Bit late now! Fuck those Chundertwats!!!
Alex: You should have checked her Chundertwat!!
James: Bit late now! Fuck those Chundertwats!!!
by CannabisKings March 28, 2019
Farmabist
noun: farmabist; plural noun: farmabists
a farmer who is professionally qualified to cultivate and sell industrial hemp.
noun: farmabist; plural noun: farmabists
a farmer who is professionally qualified to cultivate and sell industrial hemp.
CBD is booming. But US farmabists struggle to keep up with demand for industrial hemp!
Most farmabists are growing the plant like a tomato, a process that's expensive and intensive!
Store manager: we need more industrial hemp.
Staff: Can you not contact your local farmabist?
Store manager: those damm farmabists don't have enough available anymore.
Most farmabists are growing the plant like a tomato, a process that's expensive and intensive!
Store manager: we need more industrial hemp.
Staff: Can you not contact your local farmabist?
Store manager: those damm farmabists don't have enough available anymore.
by CannabisKings March 27, 2019
Pharmabist
A shop or hospital dispensary where cannabis is prepared, prescribed or sold.
"the local pharmabist"
The science or practice of the preparation and dispensing of marijuana.
"courses to become a regulated pharmabist"
Countries that allow the medical use of whole-plant cannabis include Australia, Canada, Chile, Colombia, Germany, Greece, Israel, Italy, the Netherlands, Peru, Poland, Portugal, and Uruguay. In the United States, 33 states and the District of Columbia have legalized cannabis for medical purposes.
A shop or hospital dispensary where cannabis is prepared, prescribed or sold.
"the local pharmabist"
The science or practice of the preparation and dispensing of marijuana.
"courses to become a regulated pharmabist"
Countries that allow the medical use of whole-plant cannabis include Australia, Canada, Chile, Colombia, Germany, Greece, Israel, Italy, the Netherlands, Peru, Poland, Portugal, and Uruguay. In the United States, 33 states and the District of Columbia have legalized cannabis for medical purposes.
Jeff: Finally somewhere new to pick up my cannabis without getting arrested.
Andy: My Physician is great. I never have any issues with my local Pharmabist. Always fully stocked!
Andy: My Physician is great. I never have any issues with my local Pharmabist. Always fully stocked!
by CannabisKings March 27, 2019
Hempnabis
/hɛmpnabis/
The cannabis plant, especially when grown for legal weed.
The fibre of the cannabis plant, extracted from the stem and used to make rope, strong fabrics, fibreboard, and paper including legal weed.
Used in names of other plants that yield fibre, e.g. Hempnabis.
/hɛmpnabis/
The cannabis plant, especially when grown for legal weed.
The fibre of the cannabis plant, extracted from the stem and used to make rope, strong fabrics, fibreboard, and paper including legal weed.
Used in names of other plants that yield fibre, e.g. Hempnabis.
Tom: Dude I cant afford to risk buying anymore bud off Kyle. Next time I get caught I face prison time.
James: Don't worry man, police can't do shit with Hempnabis due to its concentrated THC levels. Plus it will help with that back pain!
Tom: thank God for that, maybe I can also use it for my anxiety too! Lol
James: Don't worry man, police can't do shit with Hempnabis due to its concentrated THC levels. Plus it will help with that back pain!
Tom: thank God for that, maybe I can also use it for my anxiety too! Lol
by CannabisKings March 26, 2019
When loosely translated, this British term gives us another word for being embarrassingly intoxicated. And, when used correctly, represents the exact moment your drunk brain has had enough—and when the English language is no longer accessible.
Pub Owner: "come on son time to get a move on we are closing"!
Adam: "Arf'arf'an'arf".
Pub Owner: "This guy's on another planet".
Adam: "Arf'arf'an'arf".
Pub Owner: "This guy's on another planet".
by CannabisKings January 17, 2020