Pulling and pumping your hard penis up and down to achieve an orgasm. At this stage your penis will ejaculate hot, sticky stuff all over your hands and then slowly go soft.
One time i was masturbating in my room fully naked when my brother came in and I was caught in the act. He could not have walked in at a worse time as I was about to come. I quickly stood up to hide myself but i was past the point of return and sperm pumped into my palms as i hid my dick. It dripped through my fingers and the orgasm was so powerful i let out a few pathetic gasps. I still cannot look my brother in the eyes. I lock the door now when I have a masturbation session.
by Callum69 May 24, 2009
Refered to males, usualy in their early teens. A wet dream is when a boy is sleeping and then suddenly wakes up to find that his erected dick is pumping out hot sticky man juice all over his boxers, or if he sleeps naked, all over his pubes, stomach and chest. Although sometimes pleasant, wet dreams are mostly annoying for boys as they are too shocked and confused to really enjoy the ejaculation, and it is a bitch to clean up in the morning.
Masturbation usually helps prevent wet dreams and Fap Shortscan be worn if wet dreams persist.
Masturbation usually helps prevent wet dreams and Fap Shortscan be worn if wet dreams persist.
On school camp, when I was sleeping in a dorm with my friends, I had a dream that my penis was very itchy and tense. I awoke early that morning to find my penis was throbbing stiff and was pumping semen out with each convulsion. The wet dream seemed to last forever and my boxers were filled with hot, sticky juice, dripping into my pubes and oozing down my inner thighs. My come was everywhere. At that moment our teacher came in to wake us up for our morning hike.
Since it was only a 1 night stay I had decided to only bring 1 set of underwear, the one I splurged my load in. Having no time to even clean myself up, I spent the 1 hour hike feeling my man juice slowly ooze out of my squichy boxers and down my legs. I smelt like jizz the whole day.
Since it was only a 1 night stay I had decided to only bring 1 set of underwear, the one I splurged my load in. Having no time to even clean myself up, I spent the 1 hour hike feeling my man juice slowly ooze out of my squichy boxers and down my legs. I smelt like jizz the whole day.
by Callum69 May 16, 2009
The thing that hangs between all male's legs, used for urinating and everything to do with sex. Males use this body part to masturbate, penetrate and pleasure a girl, make babies, and basically anything that makes a man feel really good.
While looking at porn, my penis suddenly became increasingly more stiff, making my boxers very tight. I took off my boxers and layed down naked on my bed as I began massaging my penis up and down, gasping in pleasure as it felt really good. Pumping up and down faster and faster, moaning deeper, my whole body began to stiffen and I finally reached climax and hot white jizz shot all over my chest from my convulsing dick. It pumped more and more jizz as I moaned in pleasure before it slowly became soft again. I was still gasping in pleasure and trying to catch my breath as I dressed myself again, concealing my red dick for my next wank session.
by Callum69 June 13, 2009
Something that you squirt your hot, sticky jizz in after you masturbate. Better than a tissue as its bigger and catches more of the sperm. Heating it up a little before hand creates an even better sensation for your penis.
Look up Fap Shorts for similar uses.
Look up Fap Shorts for similar uses.
I was wanking off after a sweaty session at the gym looking at hot women. My sweat was a great lubricant for my dick and I jizzed all over. Lucky I had a warm towel at hand to squirt it on.
by Callum69 May 25, 2009
Underwear commonly worn by males. Like briefs, boxers are used to support your penis and balls, but to a less and more comfortable extent. This is good because of comfort, but your balls tend to flop around alot and your penis is always slapped around by your thighs when you walk, sometimes causing it to harden. Boxers are the most common clothing item to catch your sperm in as some boys jerk off in their boxers or even wake up to a wet dream where their dick is pumping out hot jizz all over themselves. Overall boxers are a little bit better then briefs, but not if you get erections easily.
Last night I had a throbbing boner which wouldnt go away so i pulled down my pants and boxers I started fapping hard and quick at my dick. I was about to squirt when my dad came in so I quickly pulled my boxers to hide my erection from my dad. The feeling of silk on my sensitive penis was the last straw and we both watched as my hard cock bobbed up and down as it pumped jizz all over my boxers, staining them creamy white. My dad laughed embarrasingly and almost ran out the room, leaving me standing there half naked with my boxers filled with steaming, sticky jizz.
by Callum69 June 12, 2009
Ejaculation is the ejecting of semen from a penis, and is usually followed by orgasm. It is usually the final stage and natural objective of sexual stimulation which is either from sex or masturbation.
Ejaculation can also occur during sleep, known as a nocturnal emission or wet dream, where the male has no control over the spontaneous ejection of sperm from his unstimulated penis.
A usual precursor to ejaculation is for a male to have an erection, which then allows the penis to be stimulated.
When a man has undergone a sufficient amount of stimulation on his erection, ejaculation begins. Sperm is pumped out of the penis with rhythmic contractions, each contraction spurting more and more sperm out. A typical ejaculation consists of 10-15 contractions.
Ejaculation can also occur during sleep, known as a nocturnal emission or wet dream, where the male has no control over the spontaneous ejection of sperm from his unstimulated penis.
A usual precursor to ejaculation is for a male to have an erection, which then allows the penis to be stimulated.
When a man has undergone a sufficient amount of stimulation on his erection, ejaculation begins. Sperm is pumped out of the penis with rhythmic contractions, each contraction spurting more and more sperm out. A typical ejaculation consists of 10-15 contractions.
During sex, John shuddered with pleasure as he reached orgasm and his erect penis convulsed as he spurted warm sperm inside his partner's slippery vagina. His ejaculation lasted for a wonderful 30 seconds during which all he could do was gasp and groan.
by Callum69 July 19, 2009
The next game of the Resident Evil games. Its set in the bleak future where zombies have learned that masturbation feels better then eating people. Join Chris and Jill as they battle to save the world's toilets, showers, bedrooms' beds and tissue supply from being devoured by the zombies. The final level involves Chris having a wank over a picture of Jill, and being mistaken as a zombie by Jill. Will he finish his awsome wank in time? or will he get blue balls when Jill knocks him out? Buy the game to find out.
Coming to a store near you
Coming to a store near you
OMG Resident Evil 6 is such an awsome game! I feel kinda awkward playing it around my parents though...
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by Callum69 May 12, 2009