80 definitions by CaRL

Minced jiblets

when your cock gets grounded up into mince

"i had intercourse with my lawn mower, best 2 minates of my life.. unfortunatly i now have minced jiblets."

by CaRL November 23, 2004

baby dick

a penis having characteristics of that of a baby

Wesley has a baby dick; it's so small

by CaRL June 17, 2002

meatus

the dickhole

"stick your tongue into the tip of the meatus"

by CaRL July 15, 2003

fizz that

a question asked by one person to another, in reference to a third party, inquring if they would like to have sex with the person in question

hey carl, check her out,, "fizz that"?

by CaRL May 21, 2003

FatSauce

A stout stub of cotton standing 2 feet tall and clad in a blue jacket with red lining. 1 of the 3 buttons is defective. It cannot move or talk without the aid of a nearby Human (Benito). It normally has a jerkish attitude and is lazy as hell. Currently Crowned Miss Teen USA and is awaiting the Billion dollars promised to him.

FatSauce!!!!!!

by CaRL August 16, 2003

Fish Wanker

1. One who wanks fish.

2. A stupid or foolish person.

Usually associated with blond hair and short, straight bangs.

That Adam kid is such a fish wanker!

Nice bangs, fish wanker!

by CaRL April 8, 2005

skizzy

A stupid ass girl with bad teeth, a flat perm, and a crack habit..

"You man, that skizzy is skeezy fo sheezy my neezy"

by CaRL August 27, 2003