CHRIS's definitions

schlitzed

To get wasted (drunk, or pissed if you're from England).

I don't know how I woke up in a rubbish bin, I must have been totally schlitzed last night.

by Chris August 28, 2003

ExponentialEvil

The gayest gay to have ever gayed in all gaydom. i.e. the king of all that is, was, and ever will be even remotely related to anything gay

ExponentialEvil is gay.

by Chris March 3, 2005

Nintendo Music

Extremely silly and/or childish music. Often found in Nintendo video games and also in Serious Sam's title screen.

Serious Sam has Nintendo Music on the startup screen.

by Chris March 26, 2003

poon

A reference to having sex.

Could i get some poon over here, thanks.

by Chris November 20, 2002

riding the crimson tide

Having sex with a girl on her period.

She wanted to screw but, it's that time of the month and neither of us like "riding the crimson tide", so i settled for a blow job.

by Chris March 11, 2003

oaksong

A true artist with a camera. Obscure, early English Druid.

Knows how to point and shoot.

by chris February 14, 2005

pie face

A person who is overweight, otherwise known as a fat knacker

man1: jeesus how much butter do you want?
man2: you've some need to talk, pie face!

by Chris February 27, 2005