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Nijisanji

a shady-ass VTubing agency with underhanded business tactics, a CEO who probably owns a yacht, and a bunch of VTubers who either graduate cuz they've had enough or get terminated for shitty reason, i.e.: a deez nuts joke (damn, guess Niji can't even get a deez nuts joke, rest in VTuber heaven, Zaion LanZa).

has the most toxic group of defenders known to man. don't believe me? they made a hitlist. a genuine hitlist on people who are pointing out Niji's controversies.

can they stop dragging poor Selen Tatsuki/Dokibird's name in the dirt? i get it, she uploaded a video without approval, but damn, did y'all consider that *timezones exist?* y'all saying she's the one in the wrong, meanwhile she's been struggling from mismanagement within your company and getting bullied? lol. put on the clown wig, bluds.

this agency also includes:
- a fanbase that'll get angry over a few livers eating from a Starbucks in Japan, but they *won't* do the same for a liver who's racist? um, okay.
- a black "livestream" (Anycolor yet they chose black, amirite?)
- drama and controversies up the wazoo
- livers not getting their own YouTube play buttons
- and much much more.

the Nijisanji Defense Force can fight me, i could 1v1 them in a Walmart parking lot, just watch 🥰🙏

this whole dictionary entry is just negligible.
#sinktheyacht
Nijisanji's a bad company to join if you wanna become a VTuber. rather join hololive.
by Byakuya's left sock March 12, 2024
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Leviathan

the shut-in otaku third-born of the seven demon brothers from the game Obey Me! Shall We Date, my personal bias (next to Simeon), and the Avatar of Envy, and/or the Avatar of Being A Relatable Otaku.

i stan this man, i love him, and he is one of the few reasons i put up with the bullshit at the Royal Academy Of Diavolo.

he goes by the titles "otaku", "shut-in", "weeb", and "anime-obsessive introvert", which are the titles i go by irl sometimes.

bro probably has more posters and anime figurines of waifus than you've had chances to do your homework.

"the Hana Ruri cosplay is staying on during Comic Con, alright?!"

if he needs someone to help him play horror games at 3 AM, i'm gladly running over with Happy Meals in tow.

as you can tell, he's one of my favorites, and if he ever wants to live in the real world, i've got a spare bed ready for him and a whole disk drive of video games and anime for us to binge.
POV: Leviathan and MC at a local Comic Con:

"why don't we cosplay as Pokemon trainers-"
"NO! THE HANA RURI COSPLAY STAYS ON DURING COMIC CON!"
"okay, i'll just match and cosplay as Cardcaptor Sakura, then ^^"
by Byakuya's left sock May 10, 2023
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Horny Jail

A jail for horny and perverted people. What else would it be?
Person 1: I'm so horny right now.
Person 2: *BONK* GO TO HORNY JAIL!
by Byakuya's left sock July 9, 2021
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Asmodeus

the overly-dramatic, stereotypical beauty queen and the narcissistic fifth-born brother of the seven demon brothers from Obey Me!, and the Avatar of Lust, or the Avatar of Materialism, Breaking the Social Standards of Beauty and Slaying.

chances are he'll either pin you because he's got the horknee or because you're wearing a polka dots jacket with a plaid skirt, don't ask how I know, I just do.

in the wise words of a certain Mammon simp... bro's the kind of dude to be horny on main in a Discord server.

sober or not, he's a flirt with nearly everyone in a voice chat. men, women, living toaster waffle, you name them, if they're human, he'll probably bang 'em.

also according to the same Mammon simp: he has godly rizz, which is ironic, cuz he's a demon.

"Luci, I'm a ✨MatERIaL GwOrL😍🥰🤑💸💳🫴✨"

Asmodeus can often be spotted trying to flirt with MC, spilling the tea with Satan, doing his skincare and makeup routine (no wonder his skin's clear), having more followers on TikTok than I'll ever get, and just being everyone's favorite rainbow-flag-wielding, nail polish-wearing, Insta model-looking queen/twink, I guess.

spare confidence, sirrrrrrrrr-

he's possibly part Floptropican.

wait, why does he have an emo moment in Obey Me!: Nightbringer?-

tldr: he's a thot, but he's **our** thot. a thot on his slay era.
"Asmodeus is probably Floptropican, change my mind."
by Byakuya's left sock September 29, 2023
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Byakuya Togami

A rich asf dude who hails from the franchise, DanganRonpa. Likes coffee and French (or something, i dunno), hates normal people. He is tall, blond, slender, has long asf legs, wears glasses and has a "bitch, does it look like i give a fuck?" attitude.
And somehow, most of the fandom simps him like the Toko Fukawa kinnies they are, like, the frick, dudes. But can you blame them?
Is sometimes shipped with Makoto Naegi or Kyoko Kirigiri.
Byakuya: *breathes in rich man*
Toko: Holy shit, be mine, Byakuya Togami<3!!!!
by Byakuya's left sock April 7, 2021
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Satan

the edgy edgelord fourth-born of the seven brothers from Obey Me! Shall We Date, the edgiest one and the Avatar of Wrath, or the Avatar of Cat Lovers and Emo Teens Everywhere, if you will.

boy's a furry Draco Malfoy confirmed, with his scuffled blond hair and desire to make Lucifer's life a living hell because Lucifer's the reason he exists... trust me, the context behind that's simple: Lucifer and their dad got super mad and boom, Satan spawned. did that make no sense? yes, yes, it didn't.
this is why he has daddy issues- /j

bro's the dark academia-type, always reading books, playing with cats, crushing on MC harder than me attempting to get a full combo on Project Sekai, and gossiping with Asmodeus.

did I mention he's edgy?

I swear, he'd probably make for a delightful character in Danganronpa-

"if I had to choose between you and cats, you'd make me hesitate."

he's pretty cool, I guess.
"hey, I hope Satan wasn't too much trouble?"
"nah, he wasn't, as soon as he saw Coraline, he stopped trying to burn my house down."
"wait, who's Coraline?"
"my cat."
"ah."
by Byakuya's left sock May 23, 2023
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Boba-Boi

not to be confused with the Genshin boba boi, Kamisato Ayato.

Boba-Boi is a self-proclaimed Daitensai, or great genius (but i'm not about to argue with him on that), who is known for his funny inventions and inside jokes with others, such as the RoombaBox™️, patent pending.

he's also known for stanning Mizuki Akiyama from the hit rhythm game Hatsune Miku: COLORFUL STAGE/Project SEKAI, which is understandable, since his friend, Studios San (THAT'S HER NAME, GET IT RIGHT) is an Ena Shinonome kin.

a fan of Danganronpa, Vocaloid, DDLC and Genshin Impact.

may or may not be the better drink-based human in the entire cast.
"ayo, Boba-Boi slaying in the VC again with Sand Planet by Hachi!"
"wait, Boba-Boi? as in, the kid who keeps talking about Mizuki and hangs out with that other person, uhhh, Studios San?"
"YEAH, THAT ONE! he's such a daitensai /plat"
by Byakuya's left sock May 7, 2023
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