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some doll on the Internet who's probably not very smart.
formerly known as REDACTED. they go by Tea mostly, but other names include Alice and Luke.
they like tea and Danganronpa, and hate the cold.
"... why's there just a single avocado in the middle of our backyard, staring at me through the kitchen door menacingly? /j"
- some random quote they've said, I dunno.
they'd probably eat instant ramen and ramble about whatever if ever given the chance (we probably shouldn't give them that).
whether you need legal advice, a medical professional's opinion, or free labor, they're definitely NOT the person for the job for two of those things.
they're a certified M.A.H.O.U. shoujo, reincarnated doll and overall emotional mess.
formerly known as REDACTED. they go by Tea mostly, but other names include Alice and Luke.
they like tea and Danganronpa, and hate the cold.
"... why's there just a single avocado in the middle of our backyard, staring at me through the kitchen door menacingly? /j"
- some random quote they've said, I dunno.
they'd probably eat instant ramen and ramble about whatever if ever given the chance (we probably shouldn't give them that).
whether you need legal advice, a medical professional's opinion, or free labor, they're definitely NOT the person for the job for two of those things.
they're a certified M.A.H.O.U. shoujo, reincarnated doll and overall emotional mess.
"honestly, fuck whoever took the Teapxt handle on X- oh, hey, look, White Rabbit candies!"
- something Tea might've said
- something Tea might've said
by Byakuya's left sock October 16, 2024
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has the most toxic group of defenders known to man. don't believe me? they made a hitlist. a genuine hitlist on people who are pointing out Niji's controversies.
can they stop dragging poor Selen Tatsuki/Dokibird's name in the dirt? i get it, she uploaded a video without approval, but damn, did y'all consider that *timezones exist?* y'all saying she's the one in the wrong, meanwhile she's been struggling from mismanagement within your company and getting bullied? lol. put on the clown wig, bluds.
this agency also includes:
- a fanbase that'll get angry over a few livers eating from a Starbucks in Japan, but they *won't* do the same for a liver who's racist? um, okay.
- a black "livestream" (Anycolor yet they chose black, amirite?)
- drama and controversies up the wazoo
- livers not getting their own YouTube play buttons
- and much much more.
the Nijisanji Defense Force can fight me, i could 1v1 them in a Walmart parking lot, just watch 🥰🙏
this whole dictionary entry is just negligible.
#sinktheyacht
has the most toxic group of defenders known to man. don't believe me? they made a hitlist. a genuine hitlist on people who are pointing out Niji's controversies.
can they stop dragging poor Selen Tatsuki/Dokibird's name in the dirt? i get it, she uploaded a video without approval, but damn, did y'all consider that *timezones exist?* y'all saying she's the one in the wrong, meanwhile she's been struggling from mismanagement within your company and getting bullied? lol. put on the clown wig, bluds.
this agency also includes:
- a fanbase that'll get angry over a few livers eating from a Starbucks in Japan, but they *won't* do the same for a liver who's racist? um, okay.
- a black "livestream" (Anycolor yet they chose black, amirite?)
- drama and controversies up the wazoo
- livers not getting their own YouTube play buttons
- and much much more.
the Nijisanji Defense Force can fight me, i could 1v1 them in a Walmart parking lot, just watch 🥰🙏
this whole dictionary entry is just negligible.
#sinktheyacht
by Byakuya's left sock March 12, 2024
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chances are he'll either pin you because he's got the horknee or because you're wearing a polka dots jacket with a plaid skirt, don't ask how I know, I just do.
in the wise words of a certain Mammon simp... bro's the kind of dude to be horny on main in a Discord server.
sober or not, he's a flirt with nearly everyone in a voice chat. men, women, living toaster waffle, you name them, if they're human, he'll probably bang 'em.
also according to the same Mammon simp: he has godly rizz, which is ironic, cuz he's a demon.
"Luci, I'm a ✨MatERIaL GwOrL😍🥰🤑💸💳🫴✨"
Asmodeus can often be spotted trying to flirt with MC, spilling the tea with Satan, doing his skincare and makeup routine (no wonder his skin's clear), having more followers on TikTok than I'll ever get, and just being everyone's favorite rainbow-flag-wielding, nail polish-wearing, Insta model-looking queen/twink, I guess.
spare confidence, sirrrrrrrrr-
he's possibly part Floptropican.
wait, why does he have an emo moment in Obey Me!: Nightbringer?-
tldr: he's a thot, but he's **our** thot. a thot on his slay era.
chances are he'll either pin you because he's got the horknee or because you're wearing a polka dots jacket with a plaid skirt, don't ask how I know, I just do.
in the wise words of a certain Mammon simp... bro's the kind of dude to be horny on main in a Discord server.
sober or not, he's a flirt with nearly everyone in a voice chat. men, women, living toaster waffle, you name them, if they're human, he'll probably bang 'em.
also according to the same Mammon simp: he has godly rizz, which is ironic, cuz he's a demon.
"Luci, I'm a ✨MatERIaL GwOrL😍🥰🤑💸💳🫴✨"
Asmodeus can often be spotted trying to flirt with MC, spilling the tea with Satan, doing his skincare and makeup routine (no wonder his skin's clear), having more followers on TikTok than I'll ever get, and just being everyone's favorite rainbow-flag-wielding, nail polish-wearing, Insta model-looking queen/twink, I guess.
spare confidence, sirrrrrrrrr-
he's possibly part Floptropican.
wait, why does he have an emo moment in Obey Me!: Nightbringer?-
tldr: he's a thot, but he's **our** thot. a thot on his slay era.
"Asmodeus is probably Floptropican, change my mind."
by Byakuya's left sock September 29, 2023
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if you know, you know.
just go listen to Plus Boy, then you'd probably understand.
this was supposed to be a half-hearted joke, btw.
if you know, you know.
just go listen to Plus Boy, then you'd probably understand.
this was supposed to be a half-hearted joke, btw.
Rin: "Len can be such a shota boy sometimes."
Len, three feet over: "I'm literally right next to you, Rin, how could you-"
*beings to sing Plus Boy sadly*
Rin: "SHUT UP, SHOTA BOY!"
Len, three feet over: "I'm literally right next to you, Rin, how could you-"
*beings to sing Plus Boy sadly*
Rin: "SHUT UP, SHOTA BOY!"
by Byakuya's left sock August 29, 2023
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boy's a furry Draco Malfoy confirmed, with his scuffled blond hair and desire to make Lucifer's life a living hell because Lucifer's the reason he exists... trust me, the context behind that's simple: Lucifer and their dad got super mad and boom, Satan spawned. did that make no sense? yes, yes, it didn't.
this is why he has daddy issues- /j
bro's the dark academia-type, always reading books, playing with cats, crushing on MC harder than me attempting to get a full combo on Project Sekai, and gossiping with Asmodeus.
did I mention he's edgy?
I swear, he'd probably make for a delightful character in Danganronpa-
"if I had to choose between you and cats, you'd make me hesitate."
he's pretty cool, I guess.
boy's a furry Draco Malfoy confirmed, with his scuffled blond hair and desire to make Lucifer's life a living hell because Lucifer's the reason he exists... trust me, the context behind that's simple: Lucifer and their dad got super mad and boom, Satan spawned. did that make no sense? yes, yes, it didn't.
this is why he has daddy issues- /j
bro's the dark academia-type, always reading books, playing with cats, crushing on MC harder than me attempting to get a full combo on Project Sekai, and gossiping with Asmodeus.
did I mention he's edgy?
I swear, he'd probably make for a delightful character in Danganronpa-
"if I had to choose between you and cats, you'd make me hesitate."
he's pretty cool, I guess.
"hey, I hope Satan wasn't too much trouble?"
"nah, he wasn't, as soon as he saw Coraline, he stopped trying to burn my house down."
"wait, who's Coraline?"
"my cat."
"ah."
"nah, he wasn't, as soon as he saw Coraline, he stopped trying to burn my house down."
"wait, who's Coraline?"
"my cat."
"ah."
by Byakuya's left sock May 23, 2023
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he's such a cinnamon roll, no, really, he seriously is, he's so kind and thoughtful and generous and considerate and gentle and so damn sweet, he's literally the perfect gentleman... until technology becomes involved, but he's not hopeless with a phone, guys, he's still learning! maybe one day, we could play Genshin Impact side-by-side as soon as he gets the hang of using a computer!
bro's got a sharp intuition, and he can get pretty serious when the going gets tough, and did I mention that he's an author? yeah, nah, I'm not giving away his pen name-
join the Simeon's Witnesses today, and save 95% on Simeon merch!
"He's like, a sweet, whole innocent Boi cinnamon roll who deserves the best in life, he deserves everything...
He deserves to be protected at all costs, no matter what the costs are"
- a fellow Simeon's Witness.
*please, guys, the Simeon's Witnesses thing is a partial joke, we like Simeon a lot, but not enough to fully start a cult, please, we're just otakus who like a fictional man.*
he's such a cinnamon roll, no, really, he seriously is, he's so kind and thoughtful and generous and considerate and gentle and so damn sweet, he's literally the perfect gentleman... until technology becomes involved, but he's not hopeless with a phone, guys, he's still learning! maybe one day, we could play Genshin Impact side-by-side as soon as he gets the hang of using a computer!
bro's got a sharp intuition, and he can get pretty serious when the going gets tough, and did I mention that he's an author? yeah, nah, I'm not giving away his pen name-
join the Simeon's Witnesses today, and save 95% on Simeon merch!
"He's like, a sweet, whole innocent Boi cinnamon roll who deserves the best in life, he deserves everything...
He deserves to be protected at all costs, no matter what the costs are"
- a fellow Simeon's Witness.
*please, guys, the Simeon's Witnesses thing is a partial joke, we like Simeon a lot, but not enough to fully start a cult, please, we're just otakus who like a fictional man.*
normal person: "oh? Simeon's kinda cute, lowkey."
Simeon's Witnesses: "I'd give up watching NCIS: Los Angeles and sleep for you, Simeon, please, bless me with your divine kindness."
Simeon's Witnesses: "I'd give up watching NCIS: Los Angeles and sleep for you, Simeon, please, bless me with your divine kindness."
by Byakuya's left sock May 18, 2023
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i stan this man, i love him, and he is one of the few reasons i put up with the bullshit at the Royal Academy Of Diavolo.
he goes by the titles "otaku", "shut-in", "weeb", and "anime-obsessive introvert", which are the titles i go by irl sometimes.
bro probably has more posters and anime figurines of waifus than you've had chances to do your homework.
"the Hana Ruri cosplay is staying on during Comic Con, alright?!"
if he needs someone to help him play horror games at 3 AM, i'm gladly running over with Happy Meals in tow.
as you can tell, he's one of my favorites, and if he ever wants to live in the real world, i've got a spare bed ready for him and a whole disk drive of video games and anime for us to binge.
i stan this man, i love him, and he is one of the few reasons i put up with the bullshit at the Royal Academy Of Diavolo.
he goes by the titles "otaku", "shut-in", "weeb", and "anime-obsessive introvert", which are the titles i go by irl sometimes.
bro probably has more posters and anime figurines of waifus than you've had chances to do your homework.
"the Hana Ruri cosplay is staying on during Comic Con, alright?!"
if he needs someone to help him play horror games at 3 AM, i'm gladly running over with Happy Meals in tow.
as you can tell, he's one of my favorites, and if he ever wants to live in the real world, i've got a spare bed ready for him and a whole disk drive of video games and anime for us to binge.
POV: Leviathan and MC at a local Comic Con:
"why don't we cosplay as Pokemon trainers-"
"NO! THE HANA RURI COSPLAY STAYS ON DURING COMIC CON!"
"okay, i'll just match and cosplay as Cardcaptor Sakura, then ^^"
"why don't we cosplay as Pokemon trainers-"
"NO! THE HANA RURI COSPLAY STAYS ON DURING COMIC CON!"
"okay, i'll just match and cosplay as Cardcaptor Sakura, then ^^"
by Byakuya's left sock May 10, 2023
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