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drug mule

A child of a non-liberal.
All children of non-liberal parents are drug mules.
by Burn Mar-a-Lago July 9, 2023
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House Negro

House Negros are almost always right wing glue sniffers.
by Burn Mar-a-Lago October 18, 2018
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Tradwife

A right wing thot who couldn't find a real man so she marries a right wing incel for their money or government handouts. Says she loves her husband but once she finds a non-incel such as a liberal or non-white she gets horny and goes on racist tirades. Until she inevitably cheats on him with an actual man or a family member.
Tradwifes are the biggest sluts or tend to be former sluts. Only incels with low standards have sex with or merry them.
by Burn Mar-a-Lago September 3, 2023
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Chimp faggot

A male right winger. Typically hangs out on 4chan whining about the left making them feel oppressed while engaging in conspiracy about jews, non-whites and women. They want to return society back to the dark ages, use the term Deus Vault frequently and jack off to Ayn Rand novels. Pissing and moaning about how they would be the next John Galt if it wasn't for jews, communists and marxists.
by Burn Mar-a-Lago November 5, 2019
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Asmongold

A$$m0ng0l0id is a far right meth addict who streams of Twitch. He killed his mother with her own methbacco and gets extremely butthurt when any criticizes him. His father is also a meth addict and the reason for his illness that will also end him.
Asmongold correction A$$m0ng0l0id is the worlds most well known meth addict and right wing viewbotter
by Burn Mar-a-Lago May 13, 2025
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conservative political correctness

The right wing version of political correctness. It can be easily spottered with a sharp ear because most conservatives are easily butthurt men-women children.
Examples of conservative political correctness include:

Christian persecution(there is none)
Butthurt reaction when called a bigot
Offended by being called a racist when using racial slurs
When conservative women are called sluts
Whining about the word white trash
Whining about the expansion of LGBT rights
Whining about socialism(ie what the rest of the civilized world has.)
Calling Atheists godless or Satan worshipers

Using the words "White working class" when it doesn't exist. They are really moochers who pop meth and smoke heroine all day.
by Burn Mar-a-Lago January 12, 2017
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Vatnik

History of Vatniks is as follows:

For decades Russia was the Big Bad Bear that the US far (and centre) right hated and feared. But after the Fall of the USSR, Russia changed a lot. It went from hardline Soviet communism to a brief false spring of liberalization and normalization, which withered away when the Russian Mafiya managed to get their hands on almost all the state-owned resources (practically everything) and consolidate their rule as oligarchs. This is when Putin (ex KGB guy) came to power. He established a right-wing autocracy with an official State church (Russian Orthodox) which is the kind of government that right-wingers prefer.
So the rightwing oligarchs in the US, who are the backers/funders of the Republican party, now admire this new Russia. They admire its homophobia, its ethnic nationalism, its theocratic tendencies, its inequity, its rejection of the Soviet ideals of gender and race equality, and above all its fake democracy in which a dictator owns the media, the police, and a private army so as to crush all dissent and elections are a farce. Ron de Santis would just love to be Putin, Trump openly expressed his admiration for Putin. Russia, once the world centre of the Communist International, is now the world centre of the New Far Right International.
If Trump was still president America would be supplying arms to Russia.
by Burn Mar-a-Lago July 7, 2023
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