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Vatnik

History of Vatniks is as follows:

For decades Russia was the Big Bad Bear that the US far (and centre) right hated and feared. But after the Fall of the USSR, Russia changed a lot. It went from hardline Soviet communism to a brief false spring of liberalization and normalization, which withered away when the Russian Mafiya managed to get their hands on almost all the state-owned resources (practically everything) and consolidate their rule as oligarchs. This is when Putin (ex KGB guy) came to power. He established a right-wing autocracy with an official State church (Russian Orthodox) which is the kind of government that right-wingers prefer.
So the rightwing oligarchs in the US, who are the backers/funders of the Republican party, now admire this new Russia. They admire its homophobia, its ethnic nationalism, its theocratic tendencies, its inequity, its rejection of the Soviet ideals of gender and race equality, and above all its fake democracy in which a dictator owns the media, the police, and a private army so as to crush all dissent and elections are a farce. Ron de Santis would just love to be Putin, Trump openly expressed his admiration for Putin. Russia, once the world centre of the Communist International, is now the world centre of the New Far Right International.
If Trump was still president America would be supplying arms to Russia.
by Burn Mar-a-Lago July 7, 2023
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Conservaslut

What conservatives"women" pretend right wing manginas their not . Common features or blonde or fake blonde hair, botox injections and breast implants or wish they could be like them. Both groups are bimbos who voted for Drumpf at 53%.
The first boyfriend of a Conservaslut is usually her father, brother,uncle, cousin or a horse.
by Burn Mar-a-Lago December 27, 2016
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Chaebol

Rich South Korean families that no different from the Italian Mob or the Yakuza. Their goal is to turn South Korean into the modern day Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere by stealing all the money from Korean workers and overcharging foreign buyers.
Chaebols are worse than the WPK and the CCP.
by Burn Mar-a-Lago December 7, 2023
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Christian Persecution

What whiny right wing morons whine about anytime their criticized, thus showing they the contempt they have the first amendment of the US constitution. They will usually site the Roman Empire throwing christians to the lions as an example. Despite the fact that this was a punishment only handed to criminals and denying that early christians were arsonists and terrorists.
Christian Persecution is the excuse the right wing uses as an excuse to commit genocide against those not deemed white or christian enough.
by Burn Mar-a-Lago July 25, 2019
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fake Bernie supporter

Morons who claimed to support Bernie sanders during the primary but instead voted for Drumpf rather than the Democratic candidate in 2016. These people are habitually stupid. As they are easily swayed by fake news, Russian bots & trolls.
Seriously, real liberals and the Democratic Party don't want or need your help in 2018 or afterward. You don't get to express regret or gain pity after doing something that makes others suffer. Stay home or jump off a bridge pox.
"But her emails! Status Quo! Obama's a socialist/communist!" - complains the fake Bernie supporter. After Drumpf and the GOP takes away their Medicare, Social Security, welfare and trailer/one person apartment/parent’s basement away.
by Burn Mar-a-Lago May 13, 2017
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Polarization Fallacy

The Polarization Fallacy is a logical fallacy used by centrists to claim that both Republicans and Democrats are polarizing the nation. Despite that the fact that the republiturds have moved the the far right while Dems have stayed the same. They usually blame this on the left for refusing to meet right wing extremists half way. When American "centrists" paved the path for right wing extremism in the first place.
What makes them even dumber is that most American "centrists" are actually center to far right compared to the conservative parties of more civilized countries. As the real centrist parties have the word "liberal" in them.
Examples of the Polarization Fallacy.
Neo-Naz/Trumpanzees/White Christains: WHITE GENOCIDE. WE MUST BRING OTHER RACES TO HEEL BEFORE THEY DO THE SAME DO US. QANON TOLD US SO!
Antifa: Let's not commit genocide. Your violating the bill of rights. So your not only racist that's anti American Fascism.
BLM: Please stop murdering us!
"Centrists": I can't tell these people apart! Democrats need to come back to the middle! The right wouldn't be doing this if the dems weren't such socialists!

Racist: PUT DOWN THE GUN SO I CAN MURDER YOU!
Gun owning non white/ Gun Toting liberal: I have to defend myself, even with lethal force!
"Centrist": Maybe you can let him murder you a little. You don't really need your legs. Stop creating polarization! *gunshots* You didn't have to do that. It only counts as self defense when white men shoot people!
Non white and/or liberal: You're a moron.
by Burn Mar-a-Lago July 21, 2019
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Light beer

Urine in a can. Prefered beverages of right wing loser MAGAts too fat or lightweight for real alcohol. It tastes terrible and those who do should feel bad for drinking it. Good thing their braincell's are already dying from ingesting piss beer.
Monty Python explains Light Beer.

Eric: Frankly, we find that your American beer is a little like making love in a canoe.
Neil: Making love in a canoe?
Eric: It's ----ing close to water!!!
by Burn Mar-a-Lago June 7, 2021
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