Definitions by Bumkicker Slade

rat 

A large block Chevrolet V8 engine.

Compare with mouse.

Benny runs a 460 rat motor in his old Camero.

rat by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

roach coach

A barf buggy. An industrial catering truck.

It's break time. Let's get a Moon Pie off the roach coach.

roach coach by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

little debbie 

A brand of junk food, usually small cakes.

Little Debbie has a snack for you!

little debbie by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

bumwad

Toilet paper. Bumfodder. Bumf. Arse wipe. Mountain Money.

Hey, there's no bumwad in the crapper!

bumwad by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

bumfodder 

Toilet paper. Bumf. Arse wipe.

Hold it, mate, the crapper's out of bumfodder.

bumfodder by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

mountain money 

Toilet paper. Bumf. Bumfodder. Arse wipe.

You would know why if you were out in the mountains and didn't have any.

Don't forget to bring the mountain money.

mountain money by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

televangelist 

1. A preening, posing, drawling, shouting clown in a purple suit and a cowboy hat whose antics cause millions of people to hate Jesus Christ.

2. A bellowing, preening, money-grubbing hypocrite stereotyped by liberals as the typical Christian.

If the Lord Jesus Christ walked into the room, the televangelist would stop shouting, drawling, and grinning through his teeth, and fall on his face in silence.

televangelist by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005