Bumkicker Slade's definitions

granny gear

An extremely low first gear in a four-speed truck transmission. It is used for climbing steep hills, for moving slowly over bad terrain, or for driving slowly.

We drove to the top of Mount Bross (14,172 feet) in granny gear.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

bumfodder

Toilet paper. Bumf. Arse wipe.

Hold it, mate, the crapper's out of bumfodder.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

poor man's piano

A bowl of beans.

Very old expression.

For dinner, William had a poor man's piano. After dinner, he seranaded the railroad gang.

by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005

whomper

Automotive accessory installed by very stupid, anti-social, greasy-haired Pachuco boys in their cars. They do this for two reasons. First, it annoys decent people. Second, it will make them deaf as a post, and liberal politicians can offer Pachukes yet another entitlement, free hearing aids paid for by YOU and YOUR taxes.

The greasy-haired Pachuco cruised through the neighborhood with his whompers blasting.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

Utahn

A person in Utah who treats visitors from other states like dog crap.

Utahns take one look at my big white beard and my four wheel drive truck refuse to serve me. They can spot a Gentile a block away.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

vulgar

1. Concerned with surface attributes only.

2. One of several adjectives that perfectly describes a yuppie or a soccer mom. See also shallow, annoying, and arrogant.

Baylor is a vulgar soccer mom who talks loudly about her success in public.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

croaker sack

A large, cloth bag used for holding croakers after you have caught them. You can carry the croakers home in the sack without being under the watchful eye of the game warden.

Paul lost his knapsack, so he carries his school books in a croaker sack.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005