road apple

One of the essential ingredients for a friendly game of barnyard golf.

After collecting a few road apples, we had a game of barnyard golf.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

hack a Louie

To spit. To expectorate.

Marla stepped outside for a moment to hack a Louie on the sidewalk.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

nigger heap

A Cadillac or other large, fancy car.

Where did you get that car? It looks like a nigger heap.

by Bumkicker Slade May 07, 2005

can of whoopass

A blustery threat made by a loud bully boy just before he gets his own ass whooped by a REAL bumkicker.

Bruiser Boy: Hey, I'm going to open a can of whoopass.

Street Sweeper: (He doesn't say anything; he just whoops the Bruiser Boy's ass.)

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

Polish Roulette

A game similar to Russian Roulette, but played with an automatic pistol.

You load one or more rounds of ammunition into the clip of the pistol, and insert the clip. Then you pull the slide back and release it.

Of course, in an automatic pistol, this inevitably loads a round into the chamber and cocks the weapon, ensuring that the gun WILL go off when you pull the trigger.

Two Crips were playing a game of Polish Roulette, which is not a bad thing at all.

by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005

skidmarks

Fartstain. Cooney Gravy. Nicotine stains in your underwear.

When the ambulance crew wheeled Sheila into the hospital, they found she had skidmarks.

by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005

Woof

To bluster, to threaten idly.

Man, don't mind that honkey. He's just woofin.

by Bumkicker Slade May 07, 2005