145 definition by Bumkicker Slade

A speculative reason why a despicable, two-faced person remains employed.

The unseen picture supposedly portrays the person in question engaged in faggoty behavior with a goat.
Q: Melvin is such a worthless slime. How does he keep his job here?

A: He probably has goat pictures of the boss.
by Bumkicker Slade May 07, 2005

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Beans. Not jelly beans, but smelly beans.
Beans, beans, the musical fruit,
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you eat, the better you feel,
So let's eat beans for every meal.

Well, I eat beans for every meal.
I'm here to tell you how I feel.
I feel better when I toot,
And so I eat my musical fruit.
by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005

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A tire with a white stripe around it, found on Cadillacs and other cars driven by spade cats.
Leroy done bought him a set o whitewall tires.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

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A disreputable person with an odious personality.
Listen, you little fart-knocker, you open your mouth again and I'll feed you your arse.
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

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A game, played with a football, taught by all good fathers to their sons and daughters.
I play smear the queer with all my kids.
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

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Alcoholic booze preferred by colored guys, such as Colt 45 or Country Club.
Leonidas gonna score us some coon shine.
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

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To leave. To make one's exit.

Very common in 1960s.
I'm tired of this party. Let's butt out.
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005

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