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Definitions by Bud E Love

About face 

1. This position requires that the woman sit with her back to him. The male lies on the bed and the female straddles his torso, kneeling on either side of him. From this position she can put her hands on his knees, giving her the leverage to lift off. This position forces the penis into an uncommon angle, which many women find extremely exciting. If she wants to give him additional stimulation during this position she can reach down with one of her hands and massage his balls. Gentle pulling or massaging is often very desirable for men.
I dig it when my lady does an about face with me.
About face by Bud E Love May 16, 2003

ultimate embrace 

1. This position is not simple sex, it’s true lovemaking in the complete sense of the word. Begin with the female on top position. The woman should sit up straight and get comfortable. Now, the man sits up with her, holding her in his arms and she holding him. Now the important part: do nothing. Don’t move, just look at each other, hold each other or talk lovingly to one another. Kiss for a while, laugh, close your eyes. For the next while, just enjoy the feeling of ultimate closeness and tenderness. Those deeply in love will relish this one the most.
Once we were married we truly enjoyed the ultimate embrace.

cock stopper

1. Finding out the "woman" you are bedding has a penis. In all but 1% of men this is known to stop the cock dead in it's tracks returning to it's flaccid form.
See Eddie Murphy.
cock stopper by Bud E Love May 16, 2003

woman on top

The male lies on his back while his partner straddles his torso. She controls the rhythm and depth of penetration. He lies flat with movement restricted somewhat by her weight and his lack of leverage. Some women prefer to lay forward so she may kiss her mate, while others choose to sit up straight. Regardless of which you prefer, an interesting idea is to just rock back and forth or in a circular motion while resting on your partner’s body. There is more clitoral stimulation this way, and it also has the advantage of the feeling of deep penetration, which some women really like. Another great advantage is that this motion is less stimulating for a man, and he can often last longer this way.
I love it when my woman is on top.
woman on top by Bud E Love May 16, 2003

Forward for Pleasure 

1. While the man lies on his back on the bed, the female approaches him and straddles his hips with her back to him. The true joy comes when she leans forward as far as she can. Some women may want to grab onto their partner's legs and pull themselves down to the bed. In so doing she drastically alters the angle of penetration. Some couples may find that it is uncomfortable until they adjust the angle of her hips a little. Once this adjustment has taken place she will find sensations unlike any other. She can then rock back and forth with his legs for support or he may wish to support her hips with his arms to assist her movement.
Although it is very pleasurable this position provides little clitoral stimulation. Consequently women who enjoy direct clitoral stimulation may not enjoy this position as much as their partner.
Oh yeah, do it from behind mamma!

bumping monkeys 

1. the fine art of two women rubbing their vaginas against each other.
Christ look at those two strippers bump monkeys, all for $30 bucks! What whores!

bumping uglies 

1. sex between a male and a female
C'mon baby, lets got get a pizza and bump uglies back at my place.
bumping uglies by Bud E Love May 15, 2003