Definitions by Bud E Love

ultimate embrace 

1. This position is not simple sex, it’s true lovemaking in the complete sense of the word. Begin with the female on top position. The woman should sit up straight and get comfortable. Now, the man sits up with her, holding her in his arms and she holding him. Now the important part: do nothing. Don’t move, just look at each other, hold each other or talk lovingly to one another. Kiss for a while, laugh, close your eyes. For the next while, just enjoy the feeling of ultimate closeness and tenderness. Those deeply in love will relish this one the most.

Once we were married we truly enjoyed the ultimate embrace.

ultimate embrace by Bud E Love May 16, 2003

Rear Entry Position 1 

1. Also known by some as "doggy style" the rear entry position is fairly easy to assume. The woman gets either on her hands and knees or lays stomach first on the bed with her lover behind her. He is on his knees or sometimes his feet, and develops leverage by grasping on to her hips. Depending on preference the man's legs can be inside of the women's legs or outside of them. Couples may wish to have the woman's legs closer together because it creates more friction between the penis and vagina.

I like the doggy style!

Rear Entry Position 1 by Bud E Love May 16, 2003

Forward for Pleasure 

1. While the man lies on his back on the bed, the female approaches him and straddles his hips with her back to him. The true joy comes when she leans forward as far as she can. Some women may want to grab onto their partner's legs and pull themselves down to the bed. In so doing she drastically alters the angle of penetration. Some couples may find that it is uncomfortable until they adjust the angle of her hips a little. Once this adjustment has taken place she will find sensations unlike any other. She can then rock back and forth with his legs for support or he may wish to support her hips with his arms to assist her movement.
Although it is very pleasurable this position provides little clitoral stimulation. Consequently women who enjoy direct clitoral stimulation may not enjoy this position as much as their partner.

Oh yeah, do it from behind mamma!

Forward for Pleasure by Bud E Love May 16, 2003

dot not feather

1. Person from India, not American Indian. Use with hand motion of finger to forehead then four fingers behind head.

Shim is Indian, dot not feather.

dot not feather by Bud E Love May 16, 2003

cock stopper

1. Finding out the "woman" you are bedding has a penis. In all but 1% of men this is known to stop the cock dead in it's tracks returning to it's flaccid form.

See Eddie Murphy.

cock stopper by Bud E Love May 16, 2003

bumping monkeys 

1. the fine art of two women rubbing their vaginas against each other.

Christ look at those two strippers bump monkeys, all for $30 bucks! What whores!

bumping monkeys by Bud E Love May 15, 2003

bumping uglies 

1. sex between a male and a female

C'mon baby, lets got get a pizza and bump uglies back at my place.

bumping uglies by Bud E Love May 15, 2003