Bud E Love's definitions

homersexual

1. Simpsons version on the term homosexual.

D'oh, you mean Mo's a homersexual and likes Bart!

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

man flute

1. a penis, baldy the one eyed champ, one eye heat seeking moisutre missile, knob, wang or dork.

I like it when my lady plays my man flute, it only has one note though...

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

groper

1. someone who tries to sneak sexual touching while the other person is unaware.
2. takes advantage of people who are passed out
3. a pervert
4. a man who gets tossed out of a strip club for unauthorized touching of a stripper.

Rich is such a groper, he got shit canned out of Cheetas when he grabbed Candy's teats.

by Bud E Love May 6, 2003

licky licky

1. oral sex

When I get home I hope my wife gives me a little "licky-licky".

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

scat porn

1. typically a Japanese porn delicacy, sex involved with fecal matter.
2. naked women taking a dump
3. porn in which someone shits into someone elses mouth

Moe loves scat porn as much as he likes beastiality porn.

by Bud E Love May 15, 2003

tardness

1. In reference to being retarded, level of retardedness

Mike, let's compare our tardness of adding definitions to the urban dictionary.

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

Half

1. use with other words whenever you pass a half-way house or foster home for multiple children.

Mike, we're HALF way there and I'm hankering for a HALF sammich with a HALF glass of milk.

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003