Bud E Love's definitions

groper

1. someone who tries to sneak sexual touching while the other person is unaware.
2. takes advantage of people who are passed out
3. a pervert
4. a man who gets tossed out of a strip club for unauthorized touching of a stripper.

Rich is such a groper, he got shit canned out of Cheetas when he grabbed Candy's teats.

by Bud E Love May 6, 2003

Half

1. use with other words whenever you pass a half-way house or foster home for multiple children.

Mike, we're HALF way there and I'm hankering for a HALF sammich with a HALF glass of milk.

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

408

1. Slang term San Franciscans (415 AREA CODE) use to describe people from San Jose (408 AREA CODE).
2. Someone droll or behind in the times.

God that flannel shirt os so 408 of you Bruce...

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

hand love

1. masturbation

I'm going home to get me some hand love.

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

lumpy potato

1. A man with a fat, mishapen penis.

My sister went out with him until she saw his lumpy potato.

by Bud E Love May 2, 2003

J9

1. short for the name Jeannine

Hiya J9, lets meet for drinks later.

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

number

1. slang term for a woman

She's a saucy little number isn't she?

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003