a general insult directed against the inferior used as an alternative against the general term yo mama
by Brother Number One March 31, 2004
Wellington maybe the capital of New Zealand but one of its suburbs, Upper Hutt, is the Bogan Capital of New Zealand
by Brother Number One November 13, 2003
See Also prep, slapper, chav, trendy, fashionista: Mindless losers who are sheep and follow the flock mindlessly just to fit in and be accepted, The Average Townie is easily manipulated by others or Imperialist Media which is robbing people of there individuality and dictating what is cool see mtv, c4 and juice tv
The Average Townie is aged between 11 and 29 but can be much older or more alarmingly much younger. They loiter in groups of no less than 3 and can be found loitering at Te Aro park or Odlin Square drinking cheap cider and RTDs. If the townie is old enough he/she is usually seen in "rough cunt" nightclubs such as The Lab or Rain.
The MALE Townie is obsessed with his car - usually a late model Mazda RX or Subaru -, and often drives it at rediculously high speeds (usually with his mates inside) without any regard for the safety of his passengers, other motorists, or pedestrians. The male townie (see also boyracer when he is not keeping a quiet street awake with his "burnouts", "donuts" and "drags" or potentially killing his passengers, anotehr motorist or an innocent padestrian often Shouts abuse at pedestrians from there windows as they drive by. The Male Townie is distingushable by a Hoodie, Lowrider Jeans, and Beanie and tries very hard to look like a skater when he is just another poser, more recently Male townies have been dressing up in white patterend shirts and Mohawks and passing themselves off as punks when they know they are nothing more than posers. He Generally listens to Rap, Poser Punk and Dance Music
The FEMALE Townie is obsessed with the way she looks - She easily stands out by wearing short (usually denim) skirts, (often with some b/s like "roxy" written on the arse") Knee High Boots, Tube Tops, Tops that are cut off at the shoulder and/or expose much of the back and cleavage in fact anything from supre, glassons or Number One Shoe Warehouse would do her well as she is in these stores more often than her house.In addition to these slutty clothes she also wears a latitude cap thus making her look like a fucking the chav fuck she is. She listens to shit assed radio stns such as the edge and ZM religiously and heavily digs R&b, Rap, Pop, Dance Music, in fact whatevers on the Top 40 at the moment.
Be Warned people - Townies are common bloodstained Criminals, they are the pestilence and like any disease they need to be eradicated.
The Average Townie is aged between 11 and 29 but can be much older or more alarmingly much younger. They loiter in groups of no less than 3 and can be found loitering at Te Aro park or Odlin Square drinking cheap cider and RTDs. If the townie is old enough he/she is usually seen in "rough cunt" nightclubs such as The Lab or Rain.
The MALE Townie is obsessed with his car - usually a late model Mazda RX or Subaru -, and often drives it at rediculously high speeds (usually with his mates inside) without any regard for the safety of his passengers, other motorists, or pedestrians. The male townie (see also boyracer when he is not keeping a quiet street awake with his "burnouts", "donuts" and "drags" or potentially killing his passengers, anotehr motorist or an innocent padestrian often Shouts abuse at pedestrians from there windows as they drive by. The Male Townie is distingushable by a Hoodie, Lowrider Jeans, and Beanie and tries very hard to look like a skater when he is just another poser, more recently Male townies have been dressing up in white patterend shirts and Mohawks and passing themselves off as punks when they know they are nothing more than posers. He Generally listens to Rap, Poser Punk and Dance Music
The FEMALE Townie is obsessed with the way she looks - She easily stands out by wearing short (usually denim) skirts, (often with some b/s like "roxy" written on the arse") Knee High Boots, Tube Tops, Tops that are cut off at the shoulder and/or expose much of the back and cleavage in fact anything from supre, glassons or Number One Shoe Warehouse would do her well as she is in these stores more often than her house.In addition to these slutty clothes she also wears a latitude cap thus making her look like a fucking the chav fuck she is. She listens to shit assed radio stns such as the edge and ZM religiously and heavily digs R&b, Rap, Pop, Dance Music, in fact whatevers on the Top 40 at the moment.
Be Warned people - Townies are common bloodstained Criminals, they are the pestilence and like any disease they need to be eradicated.
JERRY: Hamish, Townie Scum down at the Lab, lets go smack em over.
HAMISH: Yeeup, just as soon as weve sorted out the townie scum down at rain, after that smack the ones over at Te Aro Park.
JERRY: DEATH TO TOWNIES!!!
HAMISH: Yeeup, just as soon as weve sorted out the townie scum down at rain, after that smack the ones over at Te Aro Park.
JERRY: DEATH TO TOWNIES!!!
by Brother Number One September 16, 2005
by Brother Number One July 08, 2004
A Pathetic no-talent bunch of wankplanks featuring a dirty slut as one of there "vocalists" They have no talent whatsoever and the female in the group gives the others free head when she knowns in reality shes a professional prostitute and cannot sing worth shit.
by Brother Number One July 05, 2005
1 - Slang term for the drug methaqualude or simple quaaludes, a barbituate like Central Nervous depressant drug which causes clumsiness and fatigue, often used to treat insomnia and anxiety.
2 - "TO BE ON LUDES": Idiotical, Dull Minded, Dim-Witted, Stupid, Lacking intelligence, Feeble Minded.
2 - "TO BE ON LUDES": Idiotical, Dull Minded, Dim-Witted, Stupid, Lacking intelligence, Feeble Minded.
1 - My doc recommended i take ludes for my insomnia, there illegal but TS.
2 - WTF?? Are you on ludes mate? dont you know what im getting at? you cant even follow the simplist of instructions cant you?
2 - WTF?? Are you on ludes mate? dont you know what im getting at? you cant even follow the simplist of instructions cant you?
by Brother Number One August 22, 2005
an age group whos sole purpose in life is to be obsessed with sexual references, smart assing teachers and dressing up like a whore or a wannabe gangsta or wannabe punk. They listen to the most appalling noise ever theyc all "music" but in real life its a no-talent stripfest. Most often seen at high schools or working at Quacky Ds for a minimum wage. Have had there morals destroyed by the ZOG conspiracy.
I was a teenager 10 years ago and of all the stuff ive mentioned in my definition was "hip" then, then there was no doubt you'd be beaten, clubbed and stoned to death. Todays Teenagers lack the morals of those born a decade earlier.
by Brother Number One May 13, 2005