Definitions by Brisk

Soymilk 

Creamy, delicious drinkable substance that's getting more attractive as dairy prices skyrocket, and more health problems are being linked to milk.

Just don't use it in soup, though.

Soymilk has 30% less carbs than cow's milk, Atkins bizatches!

Soymilk by Brisk July 6, 2004

low-carb 

A diet low in carbonation, like Coca-cola, Pepsi and such.

I don't drink soda anymore... I'm on a low-carb diet.

low-carb by Brisk July 6, 2004

PBS Kidshow 

When someone is carrying on like a preschool teacher, or using VERY obvious statements when no children are actually present.

That guy over there keeps rambling on like a PBS Kidshow.

PBS Kidshow by Brisk July 6, 2004

Dora the explorer 

1. A Nickelodeon Kidshow.

2. A PlayboyTV Strippershow, 15 years from now.

1. XxJamesRocketxxx: DORA THE EXPLORER IS SO SLOW. I MEAN IT TAKES HER 30 DAMN MINUTES TO GET THROUGH A BRIDGE, A FOREST, AND A SWAMP.

2. XxJamesRocketxxx: DORA THE EXPLORER IS SO SLOW. I MEAN IT TAKES HER 30 DAMN MINUTES TO GET THROUGH A ****, A ******, AND A ***.

Dora the explorer by Brisk July 6, 2004

Livewire 

Possibly the worst incarnation of Mountain Dew ever. No idea why they chose to continue it in 2004, It didn't pass our taste tests in 2003 (7.1 Overall.)
Drink some Pineapple Soda infused with Red Bull instead. (9.6 Overall.)

Livewire is just trying to cash in with the 'ieet h4x0r' crowd.

Livewire by Brisk June 20, 2004

Dollar store 

Where to go if you're a rich pimp wanting much more class than the 99 cent store.

None o' that 99 cent crap, Jeeves. To tha dollar store.

Dollar store by Brisk June 20, 2004

Spaghetti Nightmare 

What devlops after you get so many wired accessories connected to any one television, computer, etc.
Usually consisting of live wires and wires from old, forgotten equipment (Turntables, anyone?)
It also maybe the doing of your phone or cable company. Why do you think those utility boxes are so freakin' huge?


Maybe also be used as another term for the food at Carrabba's Italian Grill.

Bob's old wiring gets tangled in with the rest of the Spaghetti Nightmare behind his TV.

Comcast adds it's own wiring to AT&T's Spaghetti Nightmare.

I ate at Carrabba's Italian Grill, it was a Spaghetti Nightmare.

Spaghetti Nightmare by Brisk June 15, 2004