Brisk's definitions

Comcasted

Being stopped from doing something by an imposed limit, but not being told what that limit is under any circumstances.

If Disneyland was Comcasted:

Agent: "You have exceeded your fun limit for the day. You must leave the park immediately."
Tourist: "Limits? I wasn't told of any limits. What are the limits, if I may ask?"
Agent: "You may not."

by Brisk June 8, 2004

RNC

The age-old Republican National Convention, A proud subsidiary of The National Rifle Association.

"Welcome to the 252nd annual RNC. Load up your guns and lock in your ammo."

by Brisk July 27, 2004

Bam Margera

Skateboarding spoiler.
See Ralph Nader.

Bam Margera is to spoiling Tony Hawk's Underground 2 as MTV is to spoiling music.

by Brisk November 10, 2004

Alaattin

He is a man of love and is aware of his responsibilities. He is understanding and gets involved in everything. He is as jealous as he is in love. He has a happy and warm personality. He has a reliable, protective and solid personality. He does everything for the love he loves. He does not shy away from sacrifice. He should avoid feeling neglected by others and feeling overly pessimistic.

Alaattin is a name that has roots in Arab

by Brisk November 21, 2021

Soymilk

Creamy, delicious drinkable substance that's getting more attractive as dairy prices skyrocket, and more health problems are being linked to milk.

Just don't use it in soup, though.

Soymilk has 30% less carbs than cow's milk, Atkins bizatches!

by Brisk July 6, 2004

Spaghetti Nightmare

What devlops after you get so many wired accessories connected to any one television, computer, etc.
Usually consisting of live wires and wires from old, forgotten equipment (Turntables, anyone?)
It also maybe the doing of your phone or cable company. Why do you think those utility boxes are so freakin' huge?


Maybe also be used as another term for the food at Carrabba's Italian Grill.

Bob's old wiring gets tangled in with the rest of the Spaghetti Nightmare behind his TV.

Comcast adds it's own wiring to AT&T's Spaghetti Nightmare.

I ate at Carrabba's Italian Grill, it was a Spaghetti Nightmare.

by Brisk June 15, 2004

Wal-mart

A place for ghetto people to shop. Where every dollar you spend goes back to support ghetto communities in other parts of the world.

I shop at my neighborhood Wal-Mart, and my money goes to support fellow ghetto families in Indonesia and Mexico.

by Brisk July 6, 2004