Brisk's definitions

Good Charlotte

A Pseudo-punk band that wouldn't know punk if a truck carrying Offspring, Bad Religion or Ramones discs ran them over going 85mph on the interstate.

Good Charlotte is ©2002-End of Time by MTV.

by Brisk August 31, 2005

Motor City

A Neighborhood in southside Colorado Springs that is nothing but Car Dealerships.

Motor City drive, 35 ex-cons per square mile.

by Brisk October 31, 2004

Dora the explorer

1. A Nickelodeon Kidshow.

2. A PlayboyTV Strippershow, 15 years from now.

1. XxJamesRocketxxx: DORA THE EXPLORER IS SO SLOW. I MEAN IT TAKES HER 30 DAMN MINUTES TO GET THROUGH A BRIDGE, A FOREST, AND A SWAMP.

2. XxJamesRocketxxx: DORA THE EXPLORER IS SO SLOW. I MEAN IT TAKES HER 30 DAMN MINUTES TO GET THROUGH A ****, A ******, AND A ***.

by Brisk July 6, 2004

PBS Syndrome

Stopping whatever you're doing every couple of minutes to ask for pledges.
Robots and Computer programs can also be programmed to do this, commonly called shareware.

That streetcorner guitarist has PBS Syndrome.
MIRC and WinZip are programmed for PBS Syndrome.

by Brisk July 12, 2004

Comcasted

Being stopped from doing something by an imposed limit, but not being told what that limit is under any circumstances.

If Disneyland was Comcasted:

Agent: "You have exceeded your fun limit for the day. You must leave the park immediately."
Tourist: "Limits? I wasn't told of any limits. What are the limits, if I may ask?"
Agent: "You may not."

by Brisk June 8, 2004

Wal-mart

A place for ghetto people to shop. Where every dollar you spend goes back to support ghetto communities in other parts of the world.

I shop at my neighborhood Wal-Mart, and my money goes to support fellow ghetto families in Indonesia and Mexico.

by Brisk July 6, 2004

Bam Margera

Skateboarding spoiler.
See Ralph Nader.

Bam Margera is to spoiling Tony Hawk's Underground 2 as MTV is to spoiling music.

by Brisk November 10, 2004