Emphasheema

A screwed up way of saying Emphasema... Originated by an Elmer Fudd look alike, Cowboy boot wearing, rifle shooting, Green Bay packer loving, Red Neck teacher from Zion Benton named Mr. Kaddatz

My Dayak has Emphasheema because it smoked too much.

by Brian January 29, 2004

Asian Glow

A precieved phenomenon in which a person turns red after a small amount of alcohol consumption. Most commonly occuring in those of asian decent, it is the release of histamines to fight the alchohol (poison) that causes the redness. If an antihistimineis taken prior to the consumption, the redness is replaced with swelling in those with allergic reactions.

After one drink Brad gets the Asian Glow.

by Brian February 01, 2005

f2

Tornado that is rated: (strong) with winds from 113-157 mph, causing: CONSIDERABLE DAMAGE: Roofs blown off homes leaving strong walls standing. Sheds and other outbuildings demolished, unanchored mobile homes overturned, block structure walls collapsed, roofs peeled back. Small wood missiles observed.

f2! Exciting day, big enough to chase

by Brian February 28, 2004

OO

A surprised face.For best effect, add a period between the two o's for a nose.

"I just humped a car*
"OO..."

by Brian November 27, 2003

freebird

A song by Lynard Skynard, that sums up redneck music in a compound word.

If you like freebird, you might be a redneck.

by Brian January 04, 2005

Bumbler

A clumbsy idiot who happens to be funny looking too.

Casey ran into the tv and boom crash boom bang. Things were broken yet Casey looked funny when doing it so people called him a Bumbler.

by Brian February 27, 2005

toxic

A new song by Britney Spears that every guy cannot resist watching in total dis-belief!

Don't cha know that you're Toxic!

by Brian February 28, 2004