thwang

Being paranoid when your all messed up.

Just chill man, don't be thwangin.

by Brandon September 17, 2003

box lunch

A man who eats his womans pussy, and usually enjoys doing so, provided that her stuff doesnt smell.

Damn, my girl was just begging for a box lunch....i didnt mind giving her one

by Brandon October 21, 2004

Jamie's grilled cheese

A grilled cheese made in the toaster, not in an oven or stovetop.

After making a Jamie's grilled cheese, one should be prepared to clean it up.

by Brandon January 23, 2005

nunge

an expletive. on sight, causing you to be nauseous. to see something that causes you to become sick.

From my Portuguese grandma, Bernice.

Nunge! the kid's snot is dripping down his face into his mouth!

by Brandon August 19, 2004

shag

1. to have sexual intercourse with. 2. to have sexual intercourse. 3. an act of sexual intercourse.

The man will shag his wife tonight.

by Brandon August 05, 2003

kiss of death

When a woman you're trying to get with delivers the fatal blow, signifying her interest only to be "friends" with you. From this vicious blow there is no recovery. Once the "kiss of death" has been administered, one may as well give up on that woman.

Damn.... Adam was trying to hook up with this hottie, but just when he thought he was in, she gave him the kiss of death and now he's home jerkin' off!

by Brandon December 28, 2004

liquor dick

when after drinking, you have trouble getting a hard one or getting it up for sex

jack: did you fuck cathy?
sam: no, i had liquor dick.

by brandon May 01, 2004