Brandon's definitions

dendrosexual

One who enjoys sexual intercourse with trees, Brian Schwan.

Brian's not a homosexual or a heterosexual, he's a dendrosexual!
-Nate and Brandon

by Brandon December 24, 2004

Chriskwanzakuh

(n.) The joint celebration of Christmas, Hannakuh and Kwanzaa. Combines all three major and semi-major holiday wishes (Christmas, Hanukkah and Kwanzaa) into one big holiday wish.

Thing 1: Happy Holidays!
Thing 2: Dude, "Happy Holidays" is so lame.
Thing 1: My bad.
Thing 2: You should say "Happy Chriskwanzakuh" instead
Thing 1: "Happy Chryslerwanika!"
Thing 2: ...

by Brandon December 23, 2004

To Pull A Mike

While Dating Some One, Pine Over Some One Else

Bob "Pulled a Mike" as he watched the waitress serve his and his girlfriend's table.

by Brandon December 14, 2004

schpadoinkle

Adj.

Desribing Something Most Wonderful And Great!

I Think I Know Preceisly What I Mean When I Say It's A Schpadoinkle Day!

by Brandon December 14, 2004

falloople

A brown duck that usually lives in small bodies of water such as ponds or streams.

Give bread crumbs to the falloople in the pond or it will eat you alive!

by Brandon December 12, 2004

Cracker

A person with at least three generations of Floridian ancestry from one or both sides of the family. It originated from the few groups of people that lived in Florida before proper settlements began, when men would herd cows through the miles and miles of palmetto bushes, cracking their whips to keep the herd moving in the right direction.

"Those crackers are crazy; heardin' cows through miles of palmettos?"

by Brandon December 10, 2004

Schmellay

A female who has a smelly cooch.

I was at the store picking up some ground beef to make tacos when i walked by some female with a horrendous odor, so i said "Damn bitch! You are schmellay!".

by Brandon December 10, 2004