dtd

Down to ditch.

You have plans with some people from work, but you're cool dropping them to hang out with some friends instead. A play off of dtf. Can also be used as a hashtag.
I've got some plans with coworkers, but I'm #dtd
by score's my real name March 13, 2018
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by lamppostington February 16, 2012
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to drink so much, you throw up, and then to continue drinking from that point.

or druggies till death.
Alex, Leann, Molly dtd'd again last night.
by ams :) August 31, 2009
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literally: Dumber than dirt.
Used as a response to tl;dr or Teal Deer
Writer #1: Blah blah blah... 300 words later...
Writer#2: tl;dr
Writer # 2: because you're dtd!
by meanroy August 05, 2005
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(via TalkativeTiaD)

dtd is similar to dtf (down to f*ck), but instead of f*ck, dtd means "down to die".
post: RESHARE THIS IN 20 SECONDS OR A DEMON WILL KILL YOU SLOWLY WHILE YOU SLEEP
me: nah fam, i'm dtd
by Talkativetiad September 19, 2016
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Short for "Diamond Tooth Daddy." One who gets an ugly or fat chick all worked up an ready to screw. Then once in doggy position just slips the tip in then turns around and runs out of the house never to return.
Bob slipped it in and then ran. He is the o.g. DTD.
by Brandon February 21, 2005
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ditch the dodd

most appropriately used for people who smoke old man pipes
when used in a sentence: "dtd ab"
by Someone SomebodyA March 19, 2008
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