jeaned

v. 1)The act of releasing one's seminal fluids on a female's jeans. Particularly when trying to shoot one's fluids over a female while she's in the bed, but instead the fluids land on her jeans. This often results from the females' dislike for these fluids on her skin and therefore can be used as a punishment.
a) Well she said she didnt want it in her face, so she paid the price and got jeaned.
b) After a few drinks, I got her shirt off but she wouldnt give me head, so I finished it myself and jeaned her up good.
by Brad April 18, 2004
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cancer

"Your a cancer, i'm a sagidtaidararious. lets have sex"
by Brad March 12, 2003
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And Forever

sweet ass rock band from michibama. period.
Bob: "and forever rocked my face off at that concert last night."
Jen: "i know...eric's so hot, too."
Laura: "yea, he gave me an orgasm with that scream of his."Eric: "laaadies......."
by brad July 28, 2004
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butt pirate

One who raids the seas of ass-cheeze
Argh me matey, sure do love to swab the poop deck
by Brad November 05, 2003
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Mad Caddies

One of the best ska bands to date, right behind streetlight manifesto and the old catch 22they have an insane trumpet player who got things put on his teeth just to play better. thats dedication. if u think im lying that they rock then go download some songs
The Mad Caddies song "monkeys" is awesome
by brad December 05, 2004
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jfk

When you are getting a blow job from a girl and she does such a great job that you cum really hard. So hard you blow her head off.
"Last night this chick was giving me such a great blow job that I JFK'd her."
by Brad February 17, 2005
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dowty diapows

(Sorry cant really spell it) A henceforth unacceptable form of legal tender as proclaimed by Homestar
And furthermore, no longer shall dowty diapows be accepted as legal tender
by Brad December 06, 2003
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