Definitions by Bottlecap
televoid
(TELL-uh-void) V. To pretend to talk on your cell phone to avoid having to talk to someone approaching on the street.
Televoidance (Tell-uh-VOID-uns) N. The act of televoiding.
Televoidance (Tell-uh-VOID-uns) N. The act of televoiding.
I was hoping to talk to that attractive female, but she televoided me; you can tell when someone's really having a conversation as opposed to faking it just to keep from having to acknowledge you.
tossing a caesar salad
Same as tossing a salad, only with "Caesar dressing" (semen) pooled in the anus as it is being licked.
I ejaculated into my partner's anus, then licked all around the anus as the semen spilled out. This is known as tossing a Caesar salad.
tossing a caesar salad by bottlecap September 25, 2005
Tivert
A television viewer (usually male) who pauses, zooms in and/or slow-motion advances frames of provocative images, in a feeble attempt to see something "naughty".
My friend, who has as much access to porn and nudity as any other red-blooded American male, paused his TiVo to check out Katie Holmes's cleavage as she sat down for a talk show interview. It might be understandable if we had never seen her nude, but we have. So it's basically a waste of time which serves only to indulge his whim of seeing her less nude in a different position. Therefore, he is a Tivert.