dirty john

the act of pulling out ones penis and slapping a teacher, or substitute teacher in the face... then tea-bagging them... named after john dove, at Alamogordo High

* now children, do you're homework
- i'll give you a dirty john if you don't shut up.

by bogart March 09, 2005

ugoto

to make un-bored, alliviate boredom... to make less sucky.

and so it was on the 7th day God rested, but joe created ugoto

by bogart March 04, 2005

ka-slap-clap

noise made when two fat people have sex in space... or in zero gravity.... fat colliding with fat

ka-slap-clap!
ka-slap-clap!
* ok now i'm tired, i think i'll make a sandwitch.

by bogart March 07, 2005

razel

used to describe a woman who will do anything for drugs, or, for money to buy drugs. used as a name

*hey, is that Razel?
- yeah, don't stare

by bogart March 07, 2005

Oh Billy!

affectionate term used when ever... preferably screamed at the top of ones lungs. anyone named eric, is reffered to as oh billy.

*OH Billy!
- where have you been all my life
* in your bum bum.

by bogart March 09, 2005

herman handshake

the act of setting your beer or ash tray on the top of a girls head while she blows you. named after herman munster since he had a flat head.

come here, let me give you a herman handshake

by bogart March 06, 2005

oberling

term used to define one who hogs or is stingy with cocain. similar to a bogart

you're such an oberling, now cut me a line damn it

by bogart March 07, 2005