closet junky

one who use drugs on a regular basis (recreationaly), but will not admit to friends or family that he/she is addicted... one who does drugs in private, not with friends.

stop being a closet junky, everyone knows what you do in your spare time.

by bogart March 07, 2005

mongolion cluster fuck

a mass orgy, not really mongolion, that is extreamly uncoordinated.

something messy, or messed up

(standing in a crowded restaurant)*it's like a mongolion cluster fuck in here*

by bogart March 10, 2005

herman handshake

the act of setting your beer or ash tray on the top of a girls head while she blows you. named after herman munster since he had a flat head.

come here, let me give you a herman handshake

by bogart March 07, 2005

ugoto

to make un-bored, alliviate boredom... to make less sucky.

and so it was on the 7th day God rested, but joe created ugoto

by bogart March 04, 2005

aeol

when two women, a donkey, beer and/or mixed drinks are combimed... usualy with a croud present, and durring or immediatly after a cockfight.... the rest is up to the individuals imagination

oh man, i went to mexico and saw an aeol... it wasn't nearly as good as the one in sweden though.

by bogart March 07, 2005

umper

the noise made buy an obese midget durring intercourse...no one knows where the noise comes from, it is not vocal nor bodily.

* umper!umper!umper!
- what the hell is that noise? is it you? the bed? its coming from NOWHERE!!!

by bogart March 07, 2005

Bogart

One bad mutha that you don't wanna mess with!

Oh snaps! Look out! It's Bogart!

by Bogart July 31, 2003