Definitions by Bob882

dictionary war

Similar to a flame war, it is a verbal conflict that takes place on the internet. However, both parties attempt to sound intelligent by insulting each other with larger and more complex words each time, eventually having to use the dictionary to find their insults.

'Corpulent' is a good word to use in a dictionary war.

dictionary war by Bob882 October 26, 2004

geekosystem 

The natural habitat of geeks. A very fragile environment, the disruption of even one small element could throw it out of balance permanently. That is why you must never pick on geeks.

Hey, let's go teach those geeks a lesson!

No, you don't want to mess with the geekosystem

geekosystem by Bob882 October 26, 2004

Bobatha 

The female form of Bob.

I was going to name my kid Bob, but she was a girl, so I named her Bobatha instead

Bobatha by Bob882 October 25, 2004

destruct 

(verb) Similar to destroy, except much more painful.

I will destruct you!!!!!

destruct by Bob882 October 21, 2004

hoppo 

A hippo that hops. It looks really funny, too.

Is that an earthquake?

No, it's just a herd of hoppos.

hoppo by Bob882 October 19, 2004

apoclyapus 

A giant octopus that will cause the Apocalypse by smashing one of its tentacles down on each of the seven continents, and the 8th one in the ocean.

Beware the apoclyapus!!! Ooooh!!!

apoclyapus by Bob882 October 19, 2004

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!! 

An evil laugh. Used when you want to laugh evilly.

My sister: Hey, where's my toothbrush?

Me: Here you go

Her: Thanks!

Me: Haha, I put it in the toilet!!

Her: EEEWWWWW!!!!!

Me: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!! by Bob882 October 11, 2004