Bob882's definitions

RFMAF

Rabid Fullmetal Alchemist Fan. An anime fan obsessed with the anime Full Metal Alchemist. Unlike RIFs, they usually know how to spell, but aren't usually any smarter. They often bash people for having the opinion that FMA isn't the greatest show in the history of the universe.

Some Random Person: You know, FMA isn't really as great as it's cracked up to be

RFMAF: You are an idiot. FMA is the best show ever and if you don't like it, you are obviously too stupid to comprehend its incredibly advanced and amazing plot, great characters, and supreme dominance over everything ever. In addition, you are probably ugly, short, fat, and bald, and have a small penis. Oh, and you suck.

by Bob882 February 17, 2005

pizzone

To pwn someone, with a little more class.

I say, good sir, I shall now go merrily to pizzone those n00bs. Cheerio!

by Bob882 January 30, 2005

ovid

An acient Roman poet who wrote the Metamorphoses, a famous epic poem. He was exiled from the Roman empire, and he lived out the rest of his life in isolation. Ovid's Metamorphoses was a major inspiration for the works of William Shakespeare.

Ovid was one of the greater poets of the classical Roman era.

by Bob882 August 26, 2004

SG 13

The Stargate team on Stargate SG - 1 that's always offworld.

Siler: Sir, incoming wormhole, and SG 13 isn't due to return for another 7 hours!

Hammond: You said that last week and they're not back yet

by Bob882 November 17, 2004

paradox-absorbing crumple zones

What Robot Santa's head was built with in Futurama

Leela: Consider this. You destroy those you deem to be naughty, but many of those you destroy are, in fact, nice. Therefore, you are naughty and must destroy yourself.

Robot Santa: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.

by Bob882 December 20, 2004

AOL

A really crappy ISP. This 'lawyer' who is trying to sue urbandictionary is just a stupid idiot who doesn't realize that this is a site where anyone can post their definition, and a lawsuit against it would abridge free speech.

Read the first amendment, you bozo!

by Bob882 August 28, 2004

filter dodge

A deliberate misspelling of an offensive term in order to bypass an online site's "filter", which often censors these terms. For example, fuck becomes f.uck.

I got banned from the message board for using too many filter dodges.

by bob882 July 7, 2004