wesley crusher

The lamest scifi character ever, who is so annoying he makes me want to pull my ears off

Wesley Crusher is teh s uck

by Bob882 September 08, 2004

pissed - offitude

An emotional state consisting of being severely pissed - off.

I made up the word myself.

Wow, that guy certainly needs something to help his constant pissed - offitude.

by Bob882 November 18, 2004

ovid

An acient Roman poet who wrote the Metamorphoses, a famous epic poem. He was exiled from the Roman empire, and he lived out the rest of his life in isolation. Ovid's Metamorphoses was a major inspiration for the works of William Shakespeare.

Ovid was one of the greater poets of the classical Roman era.

by Bob882 August 27, 2004

pawn

To pwn someone at chess.

Jose Raul Capablanca pwned Emanuel Lasker in their World Championship match in 1921

by Bob882 July 02, 2004

pwninstien

the pwniest pwner of pwnage in all of pwnland.

Dude, look, it's Pwninstein!!!!

by Bob882 March 01, 2005

AOL

A really crappy ISP. This 'lawyer' who is trying to sue urbandictionary is just a stupid idiot who doesn't realize that this is a site where anyone can post their definition, and a lawsuit against it would abridge free speech.

Read the first amendment, you bozo!

by Bob882 August 29, 2004

paradox-absorbing crumple zones

What Robot Santa's head was built with in Futurama

Leela: Consider this. You destroy those you deem to be naughty, but many of those you destroy are, in fact, nice. Therefore, you are naughty and must destroy yourself.

Robot Santa: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.

by Bob882 December 21, 2004