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dyke weasel

A term used to describe a weasel that dwells inside the uderus of a human female. Dyke weasels can live up to 50 years of age inside the uderus because they feed off of the ambilical cord. During pregnancy, dyke weasels may hurt or even eat you fetus if the fetus is not strong enough to defend itself. In some cultures dyke weasels are considered a luxury and anyone with a dyke weasel is treated with much respect and authority. To obtain a dyke weasel, enter a wooded area and construct a trail of bait leading into you uderus. It may take up to 5 hours for a weasel to respond.
Im getting a dyke weasel for Christmas.
My friend's sister has a dyke weasel.
by Bob October 12, 2004
mugGet the dyke weaselmug.

Crudmaster

He Who Likes the Fat ones thinks there is more Cushion for the pushion
God Lord look at that Crudmaster and the 500 pound bitch
by bob December 30, 2003
mugGet the Crudmastermug.

kawphy

Coffee of extreme strength and lack of any additional condiments, such as milk, sugar or flavorings.

Often taken by people in the computing industry, as a non-prescribed concentrational supplement.

Kawphy is never drunk by those who also drink tea or tea variants, with the exception of iced tea (Source: wild assumption).

Kawphy consumption is especially commom amongst hacker (note: not to be confused with cracker / phreaker) groups, as its concentration enhancing properties are reported to allow for a bullet time like effect when the user is required to think fast and make quick decisions.
"Dude, make me another cup of kawphy while you're there eh? I got 10,000 more lines to write tonight."

"|-|o1d 0n d00d, g077a d0\/\/n 4n07h0r Ka\/\/p|-|y b3FoR3 1 j4Ck 1n."

"Subject 31c, police records show that the subject was found dead in his appartment at 21:57pm, an autopsy showed that death was caused by consumption of 36 to 39 400ml doses of kawphy. Suicide is suspected."
by Bob February 29, 2004
mugGet the kawphymug.

Blessed Sacrament

Blessed Sacrament has some of the sweetest, caring, and loving people i've ever met in my life. They are all gorgeous and are all incredibly smart. They rock my world. I live for BSS girls..And if you got to know them you would love em..preps are so incredibly amazing and everyone should love them. they are all awesome at sports and go on to great schools. They don't discriminate against schools like some people...They are incredible i love them so much and everyone should try to get to know them
BSSgirl: hi
Publicschoolkid: get away from me
BSSgirl: i still love you so much
by Bob February 15, 2005
mugGet the Blessed Sacramentmug.

BurnoutPed

a dumfuck that has no penis that fucks dogs up the rear end
keith is a burout ped kidding man aight?!?!?
by bob September 19, 2003
mugGet the BurnoutPedmug.

ramp

1. An incline
2. required on all public buildings by the federal government
3. a play thing
4. a tool used to attain "air" by skateboarders
5. blah?
"dude i just got major air off that ramp, your mom!!!"
by Bob February 9, 2004
mugGet the rampmug.

pupice

the skin in between your eyebrows, right above the bridge of your nose (where people often have unibrows)
dude, you've got alotta hair on your pupice
by bob August 24, 2003
mugGet the pupicemug.

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