Blondie's definitions

Blondes

blondes are fun and crazy and hyper

wow your so blonde but we love you!!!

by blondie May 6, 2005

Jessica

Beautiful girl who loves to sing or whistle or hum. Great with animals and people alike. Great friend to talk to. Guys love her. Very pretty with big boobs

"Wow who's that girl over there laughing with her friends?"
"oh that's Jessica"

by blondie June 6, 2015

hit two peacocks with one ruby

a variation of "hit two birds with one stone"

Everyone know what "hit two birds with one stone" means

by Blondie July 16, 2004

nightmare of epic proportions

When your procrastinating boyfriend fails to reserve the suite at the best hotel in town the night your husband finally lets you go out with "the girls"! Dumb ass!

This is a "nightmare of epic proportions"!

by blondie January 13, 2005

Fancy Boy

the most hottest sexiest guy that dresses and behaves in a manner that is ever so fancy and leaves you feeling mesmerized and feeling wanton!

Oh Fancy Boy.... I just think you are so hot!

by Blondie February 1, 2005

wOoTaLiCiOuS

Exclaimed by some 6th graders that attend Islander Middle School, when something really good happens. Most likely to be used on the compy. This word was used firstly by Jessica T.

DAMN! I got an A on my math test! wOoTaLiCiOuS!!!

by Blondie February 10, 2005

shirt lifter

A shirtlifter is a homosexual male.

A homosexual male who lifts his shirt to allow sexual access to his same sex partner.

by Blondie May 13, 2005