blondie's definitions

bonnet

A "bonnet" is British meaning the hood of an automobile.

To access the engine block I was required to lift the bonnet.

by Blondie May 13, 2005

nightmare of epic proportions

When your procrastinating boyfriend fails to reserve the suite at the best hotel in town the night your husband finally lets you go out with "the girls"! Dumb ass!

This is a "nightmare of epic proportions"!

by blondie January 13, 2005

Sod Off

"Sod-off" is British slang meaning to f@$#* off!

I was so bloody mad I told the bloke to just sod-off!

by Blondie February 15, 2005

Habu

The Habu is a deadly venomous snake native to the island of Okinawa, Japan.

When in the jungle, beware of the Habu!

by Blondie June 18, 2005

torch

In the British Isles, a "torch" is a flashlight.

To explore dark places at night, a torch may well be required.

by Blondie June 18, 2005

FOAD

Fuck Off And Die

He don'tlike me anymore he told me to just FOAD.

by blondie April 12, 2003

Jessica

Beautiful girl who loves to sing or whistle or hum. Great with animals and people alike. Great friend to talk to. Guys love her. Very pretty with big boobs

"Wow who's that girl over there laughing with her friends?"
"oh that's Jessica"

by blondie June 6, 2015