BleezeMonkey's definitions

...or suffer the sexually-transmitted consequences

A suffix to be appended to the end of exceptionally important requests, often followed by the flashing, curbing, or teabagging of the receipient of the request.

"Make me a grilled cheese sandwich, dear...or suffer the sexually-transmitted consequences."
"No! Make your own damn--"
"*FLASH* *CURB* *TEABAG*"

by BleezeMonkey August 24, 2003

shitpot

A term used by a mental patient named Morris to describe a staff member of a mental hospital.

See also shitpan.

Morris called him a shitpot.

by BleezeMonkey August 9, 2003

Pinto-dweller

One whose home is a Ford Pinto.

My uncle Joe is a mortgageless, narcoleptic, ghetto-bitch Pinto-dweller.

by BleezeMonkey August 9, 2003

Audition

1) A film by Japanese director Takashi Miike consisting of a melding of romance and twisted-as-fuck Japanese horror elements.

2) A euphemism for fucking one's secretary up the ass.

1) "Dude, I can't believe you made me watch that Audition shit."

2) "We're going to audition this bitch all day."

by BleezeMonkey August 9, 2003

flippant

Marked by disrespectful levity or casualness; pert.

John, I believe you are being rather flippant now. Which is to say that you are marked by disrespectful levity or casualness, you pert little thing, you.

by BleezeMonkey September 6, 2003

fuckheadedness

Having to do with, or the condition of, being fuckheaded.

This fuckheadedness with Iraq has got to stop. But it probably will about a year from now. I know this because I see the future.

by BleezeMonkey August 24, 2003