BleezeMonkey's definitions

fuckheadedness

Having to do with, or the condition of, being fuckheaded.

This fuckheadedness with Iraq has got to stop. But it probably will about a year from now. I know this because I see the future.

by BleezeMonkey August 24, 2003

Casio keyboard

A musical instrument commonly used by children and hobos to reproduce the sounds of artists from the 1980's and Wesley Willis.

Holy shit, look at that mofucker go! His Casio keyboard is on FIRE!

by BleezeMonkey August 9, 2003

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs

Fucking priceless.

I mean, that says it all.

by BleezeMonkey September 17, 2003

...or suffer the sexually-transmitted consequences

A suffix to be appended to the end of exceptionally important requests, often followed by the flashing, curbing, or teabagging of the receipient of the request.

"Make me a grilled cheese sandwich, dear...or suffer the sexually-transmitted consequences."
"No! Make your own damn--"
"*FLASH* *CURB* *TEABAG*"

by BleezeMonkey August 24, 2003

Audition

1) A film by Japanese director Takashi Miike consisting of a melding of romance and twisted-as-fuck Japanese horror elements.

2) A euphemism for fucking one's secretary up the ass.

1) "Dude, I can't believe you made me watch that Audition shit."

2) "We're going to audition this bitch all day."

by BleezeMonkey August 9, 2003

shitpot

A term used by a mental patient named Morris to describe a staff member of a mental hospital.

See also shitpan.

Morris called him a shitpot.

by BleezeMonkey August 9, 2003