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Definitions by BleezeMonkey

Pinto-dweller 

One whose home is a Ford Pinto.
My uncle Joe is a mortgageless, narcoleptic, ghetto-bitch Pinto-dweller.
Pinto-dweller by BleezeMonkey August 9, 2003
1) A car introduced in 1971 by Ford as competition for the new import and domestic subcompacts. Designed to be a simple car that Ford could produce with little time and money spent to redesign and retool every couple of years.

2) A form of habitation synonymous with home in many hobo and pimp communities and circles.
1) We must not let the schematics for the Pinto fall into the wrong hands.

2) That Pinto is pimped out to the maximum.
Pinto by BleezeMonkey August 9, 2003

Audition 

1) A film by Japanese director Takashi Miike consisting of a melding of romance and twisted-as-fuck Japanese horror elements.

2) A euphemism for fucking one's secretary up the ass.
1) "Dude, I can't believe you made me watch that Audition shit."

2) "We're going to audition this bitch all day."
Audition by BleezeMonkey August 9, 2003

Casio keyboard 

A musical instrument commonly used by children and hobos to reproduce the sounds of artists from the 1980's and Wesley Willis.
Holy shit, look at that mofucker go! His Casio keyboard is on FIRE!
Casio keyboard by BleezeMonkey August 9, 2003

fuckhead 

1) A person of shitty intelligence and/or judgment.
2) One whose head has been fucked repeatedly by a person, place, thing, or idea.
3) A widely-circulated fake video found on P2P file-sharing programs such as KaZaa featuring a balding fuckhead (definition #1) thrusting his cranium into a fake plastic vagina.
4) A penis or phallic object of some kind.
5) The president of the United States.
1) John is a stupid, hotdogging fuckhead.
2) Hip-hop music and an incident with a loaded shotgun has made John a fuckhead.
3) When John tried to emulate the fuckhead on his own girlfriend, he found it would not work.
4) Cindy started sucking my massive and beautiful fuckhead.
5) Fuckhead is not my president.
fuckhead by BleezeMonkey August 9, 2003
A term used by a mental patient named Morris to describe a staff member of a mental hospital.

See also shitpan.
Morris called him a shitpot.
shitpot by BleezeMonkey August 9, 2003