spokedroid

A person who speaks nothing but rubish on a companys behalf.

A Telstra spokedroid was quoted as saying during a press release today...

by BJ June 26, 2003

sharted

When you fart and by accident take a small shit in your pants. Usally wet shit. Not cool to do in peoples dorm rooms.

Zach walks to Bathroom...
Zach: O shit.. Ben i need a new pair of bokers
Ben: What the fuck
Zach: Yea, i sharted

by BJ September 27, 2004

black latin

you add izz in the midst of the word wherever it is easiest to speak it.

lizzet mizee brizzeak it dizzown for yizzou. DAMN IT'S LIKE ANOTHER LIZZANGUAGE!!

by BJ January 08, 2005

flapjack

the male genitalia; often referred to as weiner, dick, dong, wang, and hotdog, among many others.

Hey (male name), come over here and stick your flapjack in my napsack.

by bj January 03, 2004

madeira girls

Girls who go places in life and can get whatever they want with just a simple smile. girls who get men with smarts and humor not by being slutty and easy. madeira girls are the only females who are candidates for presidency.

"man those madeira girls are the bomb, they can run my country any time"

by BJ December 28, 2004

manicillin

1. something a guy gives to someone who is feeling sick/sad/etc.

2. Sperm

Since Caleab was feeling down, I gave him a manicillin shot. After that, he was feeling better.

by bj September 16, 2004

foregrip

Short for "forward grip."

The part of the body of a rifle, carbine or SMG which is held by the forward (non-firing) hand.

Grab the pistol grip with your right hand, the foregrip with your left, and pull the buttstock tight against your right shoulder.

by BJ September 09, 2004