Definitions by Birds Are Not Robots

How big is your penis 

Like this if you have a big penis, dislike this if you have a small penis, and do nothing if you have a micropenis.

How big is your penis? Read the rules alive.

How big is your penis by Birds Are Not Robots November 21, 2020

Child porn 

You are a pedophile. And you know it.

Child porn is what you watch.

Child porn by Birds Are Not Robots November 21, 2020

Porn 

You know what porn is. It's sex on camera.

"Penis, toy, toung, finger goes in mouth, vagina, hands, boobs, or ass."

You: I watch porn.

Porn by Birds Are Not Robots November 21, 2020

Gay 

Gay is okay.

Homophobe: Gay is a bad.
Me: Homophobia is worse.

Gay by Birds Are Not Robots November 21, 2020

Urban Dictionary 

YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT IT IS

You: Hmm. What's urban dictionary? Better look it up...

Urban Dictionary by Birds Are Not Robots November 21, 2020

Donald Trump 

Shit-faced shitburger

Me: Who did you vote for?
Karen:Donald Trump
Me: *Pulls out my AK-47*

Donald Trump by Birds Are Not Robots November 21, 2020

Birds Are Robots 

Absolute shit conspiracies about beautiful creatures.

Aiden: Birds are robots.
Josh: Shut the fuck up. You retarded shitburger.

Birds Are Robots by Birds Are Not Robots November 21, 2020