Billy BullSchitter's definitions
The word when said, may indicate that is going to be a difficult situation, a hard time, or something is, or will be, happening to them (you or everyone) that is bad (we guess), a bad day, a bad time or perhaps a stressful situation. This expression is more often said by the Black, so-called African-American, Negro race more often than other races, and is sometimes heard as an expression or expressed for some unknown reason to everyone around leaving everyone to wonder what is going wrong in this person's life.
Jack, a homeless Negro man, awakened from his sleep after a night sleep in a homeless shelter and says to Toby... "Today is going to be a mother fucker!"
Toby… yep!
Toby… yep!
by Billy BullSchitter June 1, 2016
Get the mother fuckermug. by Billy BullSchitter June 3, 2016
Get the Slap Ewemug. A condition when the Fecal Impaction of the Colon is so solid and an has become an immobile bulk mass of human feces that develops one's rectum as it has a resulted in a solid mass of constipation in one's ass, such that, it feels as if it is, “Chocked Full O' Nuts” which will not pass under normal circumstances and may have to be dug out with one's fingers or similar tools. i.e., "to shit a brick!"
Tommy: "You ok in their… Won?"
Won: "Oh yes yes, me mighty fine, it is my ass that is the problem, and I am in a state of constipated and my ass is full of Asteroids and feels like it is Chocked Full O' Nuts”.
Jim: "What's the hold up with you two guys in this restroom; it’s time to watch the game."
Tommy: "Oh, it's Won; again, he say's his butt is so clogged up with Asteroids that he just can't shit and is in a lot of pain.
Jim: "What?"
Joe: "Oh, hell you guys, I have been telling you for years that Won is just full of shit."
Jim: “What a crock of shit, we are going to miss the game.”
Bobby: “Who gives a shit?”
Tommy: “Well, evidently Won does!”
Won: "Oh yes yes, me mighty fine, it is my ass that is the problem, and I am in a state of constipated and my ass is full of Asteroids and feels like it is Chocked Full O' Nuts”.
Jim: "What's the hold up with you two guys in this restroom; it’s time to watch the game."
Tommy: "Oh, it's Won; again, he say's his butt is so clogged up with Asteroids that he just can't shit and is in a lot of pain.
Jim: "What?"
Joe: "Oh, hell you guys, I have been telling you for years that Won is just full of shit."
Jim: “What a crock of shit, we are going to miss the game.”
Bobby: “Who gives a shit?”
Tommy: “Well, evidently Won does!”
by Billy BullSchitter April 23, 2017
Get the Asteroidsmug. What you say to a telephone cold call solicitor when they use your minutes in an unsolicited call to your phone.
Caller: Hi my name is Tina and we are looking for someone to install a Free Alarm System in your home.... You: FUCK OFF!
by Billy BullSchitter April 16, 2016
Get the fuck offmug. John: You do know that woman that wants you to marry her has a house full of children don't you?
Bubba: No that might be why she was so eager to be with me and I had sex with her last night too!
John: You did? You mother fucker!
Bubba: No that might be why she was so eager to be with me and I had sex with her last night too!
John: You did? You mother fucker!
by Billy BullSchitter June 3, 2016
Get the mother fuckermug. It is a “term of endearment”, giving to one ex-wife that has screwed you, a man over, taking, his kids, his house, his furniture, his clothes, his business equipment, and his dog. She has caused him to lose his job(s) and keeps him from finding any meaningful employment, or any job to pay his child support, so she has him arrested and thrown in jail, she is a completely unfair, lying and discussion two timing person.
Miriam, (we will say Miss Smith) demands to know when you are going to pay her child support so she can purchase a new car for herself. Mrs. Smith, "Keith, I want my money now, all of it, or you are going to jail”. Keith, “but I will lose my job and I am paying the best I can”. Miss Smith, “who gives a shit!” “I want my money now, and I want that solid gold crown tooth that you had taken out of your mouth, that you had since you were a child, I want that, it was to be mine, you own me.” Tom, "who is that ugly mean bitch." Keith, "that is my x-wife, she is such a worthless bitch! She never does anything to earn money, just takes it from the kid’s child support money and uses it for herself. Tom, you were actually married to that? Tom, I agree, she comes across as a stupid worthless bitch. Tom, I bet you are glad to be out of that marriage." Keith, "Yes, I am glad I only have to put up with that shit from a distance, that worthless bitch!
by Billy BullSchitter April 5, 2017
Get the worthless bitchmug. Billy Bob: Hey Bubba, I have no date for the hay ride this Friday so I don't think I am going.
Bubba: Well Fuck Ewe then!
Bubba: Well Fuck Ewe then!
by Billy BullSchitter June 3, 2016
Get the Fuck Ewemug.