Bill's definitions

Navy

A branch that serves as the Limo, Religious, and Medical service for the Marines

I like you Navy boys. Whenever we have to go somewhere to fight, you folks always give us a ride.

by Bill October 10, 2005

Navy

The providers of religious, medical, and limo services to the US Marine Corps

Marine 1: This Navy chaplain gives good sermons.

Marine 2: Gotta love those Navy doctors. They save Marines' lives.

Marine 3: Well boys, we gotta go half way around the world to fight. Let's call the Navy to get us there.

by Bill October 10, 2005

normal

A word made up by this corrupt society so they could single out and attack those who are different

Normal is nothing but a word made up by society

by Bill October 10, 2005

1080

A term used to refer to a large man/woman, usually women, whom you would have to roll 1080 degrees to get off of during sex.

"Hey Jim, that 1080's been staring at you all night. You should go talk to her."
"Sorry, I won't do anything that has it's own orbit."

by Bill September 24, 2005

short hairs

A euphemism for "pubic hairs," itself in this context a euphemistic metonymy for "balls". It is used mostly in expressions such as "to have someone by the short hairs," which is to say "to have someone in a very difficult or hopeless situation," equivalent to "to have someone by the balls."

It was a real Catch 22! They had me by the short hairs, and they knew it.

by bill September 6, 2005

dirty cricket

When a man sticks his finger in the girls cornhole, then fingering her vagina with the shit infested finger.

"Jeffery and Samantha just did the dirty cricket and she screamed whenever she heard what had happened"

Jeffery- "It was worth it. I didnt even like her"

by Bill August 29, 2005

freeballing

Going without undershorts, said of a male, so called because his balls hang free and unencumbered. A similar expression is "going commando," which can be used of either a male or female without underwear, but is more often used of a male.

"A lot of guys like to freeball in the summer, but I prefer jockey shorts, to give my balls a little support, since otherwise they hang too low in the heat. I do freeball if I'm anticipating a sexual encounter, however!"

by bill August 11, 2005