Definitions by Big, Big, Martian
Troy McClure
Troy McClure was a character on the American animated sitcom The Simpsons. He was one of the two regularly appearing characters voiced by actor Phil Hartman before his death in 1998.
Whenever Troy would appear, he'd typically introduce himself with the phrase "Hi, I'm Troy McClure" then he would go on to list two films which the viewer (typically one of the Simpson family) might recognise him from (The Erotic Adventures of Hercules, Here Comes the Metric System and Get Confident Stupid are a few examples of these fictitious films)
One of his more notable appearances was in the ninth episode of season 7 "A Fish Called Selma". In said episode, he was briefly married to Marge Simpson's sister, Selma Bouvier, to remain in the public eye. This marriage ultimate fails due to Troy's apparent fetish for fish.
Whenever Troy would appear, he'd typically introduce himself with the phrase "Hi, I'm Troy McClure" then he would go on to list two films which the viewer (typically one of the Simpson family) might recognise him from (The Erotic Adventures of Hercules, Here Comes the Metric System and Get Confident Stupid are a few examples of these fictitious films)
One of his more notable appearances was in the ninth episode of season 7 "A Fish Called Selma". In said episode, he was briefly married to Marge Simpson's sister, Selma Bouvier, to remain in the public eye. This marriage ultimate fails due to Troy's apparent fetish for fish.
Hi I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such definitions as Dungeons and Dragons: Satanic or Stupid? And Waluigi: A life in fifteen panels. And I come before you good people today to give you this definition of my extraordinary life!
Troy McClure by Big, Big, Martian February 20, 2026
Rebel Moon
A duology of edgy Star Wars rip-offs by Zack Snyder (a.k.a the guy who really wanted Superman to kill people and be Jesus for some reason, idk). They were the kind of films you watch to riff on then eventually just get brought into the utter misery of realise "holy mother-forking shirt-balls, he GENUINELY thought he was cooking with these" and a little part of you dies knowing that some people genuinely believe the director of these two pieces of steaming-hot cinematic garbage is one of the greatest film makers of this century.
Tyrone: "Hey dude, let's watch Rebel Moon, make our own fuckin' MST3K shit"
Michael: "Sure, I got no plans for today"
5-ish Hours Later
Tyrone: "Jesus fucking christ"
Michael: "THIS SHIT WAS MADE BY THE MAN OF STEEL GUY?!!"
Michael: "Sure, I got no plans for today"
5-ish Hours Later
Tyrone: "Jesus fucking christ"
Michael: "THIS SHIT WAS MADE BY THE MAN OF STEEL GUY?!!"
Rebel Moon by Big, Big, Martian June 11, 2025
Gock
Gock by Big, Big, Martian March 4, 2025
A.I Generated
Basically if Akinator stole a bunch of stuff and mashed it together to create a horrific abomination that a bunch of Nazi Chuds, Basement Dwellers, Fandom Menaces and Crypto Bros think is comparable to actual art.
Kyle: Dude, look at this masterpiece I made!
Daniel: Dude, that's clearly A.I Generated, get a fucking life
Daniel: Dude, that's clearly A.I Generated, get a fucking life
A.I Generated by Big, Big, Martian March 4, 2025
Mary Sue
The worst contribution made by the Star Trek fandom to the popular zeitgeist, oh yeah sure, we thought we were hot shit, but then the fuckin' assholes in that right wing "CuLtUrE wAr" grift decided to steal it just like they probably stole a bunch of peoples' money for their shit fanfilms which have so little substance, but I digress.
High I'm Troy McClure, you may remember me from such Urban Dictionary definitions as, Soaking: A Mormon's wild weekend and Elon Musk: The Dumb-man's Tony Stark, I'm here to tell you on behalf of the Star Trek fandom, "We're sorry we invented the term Mary Sue"
Mary Sue by Big, Big, Martian September 15, 2024
Cryptocurrency
I grift proposed to you by your High-School Bully, you know, the one who was divorced three times in one year and reeks of knob cheese
Gregory: Dud, I'm telling you, I'm gonna hit it big with this new token, honest man, Cryptocurrency is the future!
Daniel: Greg, you are the same guy who bet that Left Behind would get an Oscar nomination
Daniel: Greg, you are the same guy who bet that Left Behind would get an Oscar nomination
Cryptocurrency by Big, Big, Martian May 4, 2024
Family Gathering
An event where you have to interact with your weird cousins, where you're grandma still doesn't get that your aunt is dating ''friend'' Claire and when they disappear to another room they ain't knitting, and you're Uncle Terry likes to get drunk and tell you how the Royal Family are Reptilians and 9/11 was an inside job.
Michel: Hey Will, wanna come over this weekend?
Will: Sorry, can't, I have to go to a family gathering
Michel: OK, how many tabs are you gonna need?
Will: Twelve
Will: Sorry, can't, I have to go to a family gathering
Michel: OK, how many tabs are you gonna need?
Will: Twelve
Family Gathering by Big, Big, Martian November 30, 2022