A duology of edgy Star Wars rip-offs by Zack Snyder (a.k.a the guy who really wanted Superman to kill people and be Jesus for some reason, idk). They were the kind of films you watch to riff on then eventually just get brought into the utter misery of realise "holy mother-forking shirt-balls, he GENUINELY thought he was cooking with these" and a little part of you dies knowing that some people genuinely believe the director of these two pieces of steaming-hot cinematic garbage is one of the greatest film makers of this century.
Tyrone: "Hey dude, let's watch Rebel Moon, make our own fuckin' MST3K shit"
Michael: "Sure, I got no plans for today"
5-ish Hours Later
Tyrone: "Jesus fucking christ"
Michael: "THIS SHIT WAS MADE BY THE MAN OF STEEL GUY?!!"
Michael: "Sure, I got no plans for today"
5-ish Hours Later
Tyrone: "Jesus fucking christ"
Michael: "THIS SHIT WAS MADE BY THE MAN OF STEEL GUY?!!"
by Big, Big, Martian June 11, 2025
A word used by hack mid 20th century science fiction writers when they want somewhere to sound all cool and shit
Zeeblezorp: Greetings Earthman, I am Zeeblezorp from the planet Cygnus 7 B
Terry: Do you mean 7 Cygni B?
Zeeblezorp: Im sorry Terry but obviously English isn't my first language!
Terry: Do you mean 7 Cygni B?
Zeeblezorp: Im sorry Terry but obviously English isn't my first language!
by Big, Big, Martian October 17, 2022
I grift proposed to you by your High-School Bully, you know, the one who was divorced three times in one year and reeks of knob cheese
Gregory: Dud, I'm telling you, I'm gonna hit it big with this new token, honest man, Cryptocurrency is the future!
Daniel: Greg, you are the same guy who bet that Left Behind would get an Oscar nomination
Daniel: Greg, you are the same guy who bet that Left Behind would get an Oscar nomination
by Big, Big, Martian May 04, 2024
The worst contribution made by the Star Trek fandom to the popular zeitgeist, oh yeah sure, we thought we were hot shit, but then the fuckin' assholes in that right wing "CuLtUrE wAr" grift decided to steal it just like they probably stole a bunch of peoples' money for their shit fanfilms which have so little substance, but I digress.
High I'm Troy McClure, you may remember me from such Urban Dictionary definitions as, Soaking: A Mormon's wild weekend and Elon Musk: The Dumb-man's Tony Stark, I'm here to tell you on behalf of the Star Trek fandom, "We're sorry we invented the term Mary Sue"
by Big, Big, Martian September 15, 2024
by Big, Big, Martian March 04, 2025
An event where you have to interact with your weird cousins, where you're grandma still doesn't get that your aunt is dating ''friend'' Claire and when they disappear to another room they ain't knitting, and you're Uncle Terry likes to get drunk and tell you how the Royal Family are Reptilians and 9/11 was an inside job.
Michel: Hey Will, wanna come over this weekend?
Will: Sorry, can't, I have to go to a family gathering
Michel: OK, how many tabs are you gonna need?
Will: Twelve
Will: Sorry, can't, I have to go to a family gathering
Michel: OK, how many tabs are you gonna need?
Will: Twelve
by Big, Big, Martian November 30, 2022
A large eyed extraterrestrial from the Zeta Reticuli Star System, their main hobbies are abducting Humans, anal probing, creating ET/Human hybrids and long walks on the beach, they are occasionally referred to as Reticulans or Zeta Reticulans
Michael: My grandfather was abducted by Grey aliens once!
John: Did they have huge tits?
Michael: No, they where all short and bald and shit.
John: Well, that's disappointing.
John: Did they have huge tits?
Michael: No, they where all short and bald and shit.
John: Well, that's disappointing.
by Big, Big, Martian July 18, 2022