Ben's definitions

riding coat tale

the same as riding coat tail

see see riding coat tail

by Ben February 3, 2005

take a number

Used to tell someone to wait their turn for something, such as to speak with a person or to ask a person for something. Taken from the system of hospitals and pharmacies of taking a piece of paper with a number on it from a big red roll and waiting for your number to come up on the screen. When your number came up, you were served.

Take a number, honey, I'm way too busy right now.

by Ben October 12, 2004

trippy bastard

Used to represent a person who is trippin you out when your high on drugs

Oi you trippy bastard

by Ben April 1, 2005

KOKLOADS

the result of self and/or assisted manipulation of the nether-regions of a young male

"yo, i was up all night wid yo mother playin wid my balls and slingin kokloads all over her face"

by ben November 9, 2003

president bush

a president who's an idiot, but its not his fault. it runs in the family!

I gotta stay offa them pretzels.-president Bush

by Ben April 4, 2005

Five-to-two-er

A woman so utterly repulsive that five minutes to closing time, wearing your strongest beer-goggles, is the only time you would be forced to approach her.

Mate, getting on for closing time.
Yeah. Just gonna look round for a five-to-two-er, just in case.

by Ben December 7, 2003

Wegs

Well, they're tits aren't they.

Nice wegs.

by Ben April 15, 2003