Ben's definitions

bow

the word mariah uses all the time

whats the home work....bow

by ben March 15, 2005

bolitified

mangled, deformed, retarded

Wow that was one fucking bolitified rabbit, it's ear was coming out of its ass.

by Ben November 25, 2003

yo mama

1. A phrase used as a formal declaration of defeat. For example: "Kenneth replied 'yo mama' when he realized he could not counter his opponent's point."

2. The principle part of a "Yo Mama" joke, usually entailing a description of your mother being so "something" that "something" occurred as a result.

1. Amy: You're so ugly!
Gwen: Yeah, well so's YO MAMA!

2. "Yo mama so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!"
"Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund."

by Ben September 10, 2003

SWS UK

A collection of people who are unable to get proper jobs or who are too lazy too, or are hobbits, numpties or a calfhead. The company is owned and run by the evil dark lord Lenny who is assisted by a group of weak and feeble managers who don't give a toss. The company manufactures physical security products using the can't be arsed manufacturing technique or as it also known Not Completely Ready.

nuff said

by Ben July 16, 2006

indefagitable

Incapable of being or becoming gay.

Sorry dude, I'm indefagitable. Go find someone else to hit on.

by Ben January 13, 2004

Maverick

Reverse Shocker. Two in the poo, one in the coo. Two in the ass, one in the grass. Inverted shocker dive. (source-Top Gun)

After applying the shocker, turn wrist 180 degrees counter clock-wise (thumb to the south) and re-insert. This will result in a white gooey substance. Don't be alarmed.

by Ben November 17, 2003

Weakest Link

Popularised by a television game show of the same name, where the loser of each round is dismissed by the host with the phrase "You are the weakest link, goodbye!". Used for people who are the weakest/least intelligent/slowest of a group.

"You are the weakest link! Goodbye!"

by Ben November 26, 2003