Definitions by Bastardized Bottomburp

20's 

the decade of pure gayness

My grandpappy was born in the 20's

20's by bastardized bottomburp March 22, 2003

diarrhea of the mouth 

when one needs to take a shit but it comes out from the wrong end.

I got mouth-diarrhea all over my pants

diarrhea of the mouth by bastardized bottomburp March 22, 2003

Phewlish 

To be a phewl

Phewlish one told me to screw me!

Phewlish by Bastardized Bottomburp March 22, 2003

clod 

1) A total and complete bastard
2) A phewlish one
3) Someone gullable

See clodhopper

1) You father was a clod
2) Josh went and made a clod of himself.
3) That clod is so gullable, I told him Iraq won the war. Ha.

clod by Bastardized Bottomburp March 22, 2003

assful

one who is assy

"That bumscummin' bitch over there sure is assful."
"What'd you say 'bout my mum?"

assful by Bastardized Bottomburp March 22, 2003

Bumscum

A chewy toothpaste-green goo located between the buttcheeks around the anal opening. Possibly originated from swalling your chewing-gum.

I picked off a huge glob of bumscum. Let's go scare my mom with it.

Bumscum by Bastardized Bottomburp March 22, 2003

shoeshine 

lubrication for the penis

"Rub on some shoeshine. No, not that shoeshine, asshead. Oh look, now you're cock's all black."

- Mrs Bush

shoeshine by Bastardized Bottomburp March 22, 2003