Bastardized Bottomburp's definitions

sock puppet

Homer Simpson's greatest fear.

<Marge> Sock puppets!
<Homer> AAAAH!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 16, 2003

rusty sword

Dried, yet stilled brown, dog shit, found lying on the lawn or side of a footpath.

"AAAAH! Rusty sword!"

"e.. GAD!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 25, 2003

fuck the government

hell yeah, motherfux0rs. The government should shut their fucking mouths and stop fucking around with censorship.

The government payed me to say $%#@ instead of cunt. That must make me a god damn chiggajiggawigganigga.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 30, 2003

phat-ass pants

Puffy pants worn by wiggas. They achieve ownership of them by asking their successful, wealthy parents for them.

I slapped on my phat-hat and my phat-ass pants and went ridin' with some girlies, fo' sho', nigga.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

gay speak

dis iz gai sp33k! I m sp3akn9 9ay5p3ek! i aM Da MaN!1112 i cAN KiLL yuO!!1 WaSh Me RyD mA VEHiCle!111`

<Contradicted> tEh PpLz @ JiPpii.c0m r fagz! DeY sp33k gai spe3|<!!!!!!1
<MuchoKoolo> You are such a colon-head.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 29, 2003

Windows 2000

Looks like Windows ME, sounds like Windows ME, tastes like Windows ME. But, brother, it ain't Windows ME. I would give half a lung (not MY lung, mind you) to get this OS, or atleast WinXP.

Mmm... Win2000.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 29, 2003

pansy squad

A bunch of sissies walking around grabbing their balls and raping horses. They tend to wear t-shirts with gay slogans such as 'Bite This' and 'Make peace motherfucker'. they brandish toy guns their moms bought them.

the pansy ass fag named Joshy brought his pansy squad over to fuck us up. bad mistake.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003