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april fools day

'tis what today be. April 1. A day in which you play jokes on other people and make them feel like phewls

Afghanistan isn't a smelly country. Ha ha, April Fools.

by Bastardized Bottomburp April 1, 2003

Periwinkle

1. Any of several small, often edible marine snails, having thick, cone-shaped, whorled shells.

2. A pale purplish-blue color.

1. One of my friends has a head shaped like a periwinkle.

2. His face turned a light shade of periwinkle as he choked on the plastic lobster.

by Bastardized Bottomburp December 5, 2003

internet

A web of confusion, dismay, and pornography.

I searched for 'World History' on the internet and the results showed 500 pages of pornography.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

SPOON

1. An object a woman might shove up her anus for pleasure.
2. Used to smite imbecilian folk.

1. Stick that spoon in me baby, yeah.
2. Fear the wrath of my spoon, Yankee!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

Dragonball Z

An anime shown on cartoon network a million times a week, with the whole series repeated 5 times before the news episodes come to rise. Still watched by millions of patient idiots. Dragon Ball Z is infamous for its 30-episode battle scenes. That's 15 hours of pure crap you need to watch to see the conclusion (which is always just the bad guy get exploded, and then a new enemy coming out of nowhere who is stronger for some reason)

Dragon Ball (the prequel series to DBZ) is no better. It was made in the 80's, and has a sad story line with no proper battles scenes or action. It is based around Goku, trying to find the Dragon Testicles for some reason. The main supporting character is Bulma, a slut with fake boobs who wants to use the Dragon Balls to get fucked. As for Oolong, the horny little hog, his purpose for the series is to annoy you with his bullshit voice and repetitive non-funny jokes.

Dragon Ball GT is supposedly much better. I haven't watched any of it, and I plan not to.

I watched 29 eps of Dragon Ball Z to see what happens to Frieza, and kicked my TV in when I found out what happened.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

pr0nographic magazine

A porno, internet style.

I bought some pr0no on teh weekend.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003

hore

A prostitute who cannot spell (like all prostitutes).

"I issa hore - gizza munny pleez and I gizza sex"

by Bastardized Bottomburp December 4, 2003