BastardizeD BottomburP's definitions

pants

What I wear on my head to amuse my chums and associates.

"Will sir be wearing his pants on his head today?" - My Butler

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 26, 2003

marmite

Insignificantly better than Vegemite, but still better.

Marmite was all I used to eat when I was a youngin'.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 16, 2003

Little Kim

Small midget-girl with a gnome-hat and gnome-boots

You' little like that Kim lady.

by bastardized bottomburp May 28, 2003

curses

An old-time non-offensive swear word, much like gosh, sugar and struth. Used in frustration.

Curses! My telephone is talking again!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 13, 2003

Uptarded

1) The past tense of increasing your retardation, making it greater, in retard style.
2) Making something retarded, making it suit your decore or general liking.

1) Freddy Schmoo uptarded himself by setting fire to his pants with his hands tied behind his back. All unintentionally, of course.
2) I uptarded my bedroom by covering the carpet with flour and wheat.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 2, 2003

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1. A Gorillaz
2. Cucumber up the ass

1. Look at me, I am a gorilla
2. It seems I have a cucumber lodged in my anal cavity.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

linux-box

An X-Box that runs Linux. This was unintentional by Microsoft, and now it is to their own faults that their only game console promotes another OS company. Ha ha. Of course, some fiddling needs to be done to the Sex-Box that only linux geeks would know how or bother to do.

Who would bother with LinuX-Box anyway? Linux sucks, and X-Box blows.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 4, 2003